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Thread Found this creature sucking on a tree at my hostel; what the hell is it Era?
Į̶̪̙̯̱̻͖̭̗͈̻͋̅̓͑̏̋̽͐̆̽̌͒͜t̸̛̩̖̞͇̲̬͔̲̣͆͒ͅ ̶̧͍̙͍͚̜͕̥̯͕̫̃̾͜h̴̲̅̄̌̾̍́͝ḁ̶̢̨͉̟͑͛͌͗̎̀͝͝͠ś̶̖̱̬̦̯̌̀̾ ̷̝̟̹͚̺̙̈́̓̈́͊̀̍̌͋͠m̵̞̣̫̲̙̞̻̜̪̲̔̑̎̏͛̒ͅo̴̧͔̖̬̠͚̝̾̀́͒̀̅̀̌͘v̸̪̳͗e̵̘̬͕̣̪͋d̴̡̢̧̧̖͉͙͈̳͐̔̇́ ̵̧̄̈́́̈͆͌̕͝f̸̨̫̄r̴̦̲̼̫̦̭̭̼̗̀͛̚͜ǫ̴̱͈̩̥̩̠͓͌̓̆̀̂ͅṁ̴̯̱͘ ̶͉̜̐̓͗̌̿̅̿͘̕ǫ̵̺̞͚͔̣͖̹̺͕͂̓̽̋͐̚n̵̦͙͓̖̭̲̼͖̜̤͗̀̅̾́͘ḙ̴̡̗̭͈͕̮͖͎̙̾̔̃̃̽̈́̕͘ ̷͚̮̜͎̌̉̃s̴̻̃̓̉̀̔̈̀͊͘i̴̟͇̰̭̭͊d̶̡̡̲̘̮̠̮̥̪̰͎̔̐̉̂̌͛͜͝͝e̵̫͓͈͍̊́̄̆̿ ̴̠̉̆͂̓́̑̏̈́́̑̕̕ǫ̵̰̠̫͔̜̉͗͋f̷̀̃͌̒̂̔̈́̆̄̽͘͜ ̸̧̛̟̼̟̮͎̣̖͌͒̓̀͂͝t̴̨̛̮̠͖̟̤̤͊̓̓̈́̏̈́͑̃͜͠͠h̶͕͔͉̓̑̆͋͌̂͊̈́̏͝͠ë̶̤̥̪̣̫̹̹̭̥͙̼̭́̍͊͂͗̍́̿̓ ̷̨̤͖̻̬̱͓̩̐̐͊̐̄̈́̍͠ť̶̤̤͗̾̃̌̓̏͑͒͑͘͝ŗ̶͉͈̩͓͕̯̬͇͓̌̈́̇̅̎̈̓ͅe̷̛̙̓͛̂̔̌͛͘e̵̠̱̼͇̒̂͐͛̀ ̴̡̮̼̬͙̙͕͙̞̯͋̊͜ͅt̵̺̤̫̥̹͍͚͓̤͔̗̃͂̄̾̆̾͘ͅr̸̛̥̻̟̗̈͊̌ǘ̵̟̗͉̟̽̂̒͝͝ṉ̸̘̖̲̳̥͛̑̄̉͋̑̀̃̀ḱ̸̯̙͈̠̯̦̺̃ ̷̪̺̰̘̇͛͆ţ̸̠͇̮͙̝̃͆̍͂̈́̏͆͆̍̓̄͝o̴̢̧͖͉̜͑͗͋͊́͑͛̀̕͝ ̸̛̫͎̝̘̰̪͓̮͓̋̃͐̈́̈́̔̇͜͝t̵̨̩͙̲̳̬̳̼̭̭̖̃́̅̃̌͌̏̆͌͝h̷̨̧̥̳̟͉̝̖̟͒ȩ̴͖̱̝̣͍̣̭̘̭̩͓͋̋ ̴̮͉̗̻̜̟͇̻͉̤̓͋͒̈́͗͝ǫ̷̡̛̥̙̟̝̖́̂͒͒̐̃̇͊͒́t̴͈̜́̂̕͠h̸͈̦͎̜̩̠̲͇̫̘̬̉͑́̾̀͜͝ě̸̛̺̬͔͊̉͂͊͛̈r̶̡̧̹̺͙̪̳͇͉̱̫͚͒̀͗̓́̀̏̌̕ ̵̢̦̝̘̘̤͓͕̘̿͗s̸̢̛͓̦̼͕̻̤̙̿̀̇̈́̓͐̑̆̋͠ḭ̶̻̺̗̠͚̲͔̑͝ͅņ̸̱̤͍̘̥̠̲̳̦͙́̄c̷̦̦͖̩̼̀́̔̈́͘ȩ̸̠̝̻̟̲͎̖̣̲̏̀̐̋͠ͅ ̵̨͕͙͔̹̩̼̰̊̆̀̌̈́̒̒̿͑͘t̴͖͋͛͊̊͐̚h̷̨̧̦̗͙̬̟͈̞̲̄̈̽̒̓̀͜i̷̬̱͐̅͂̉̀̈́̉͆s̵͙̼͛ ̷̡̰͚̀̇̓͆̈́̓̎̀̇͑m̶̨̟̝̞͓̹̪̯̠͔̬̠̀̓͊ơ̵̖̏͂͌̈́͊̓̕̚̚r̵̬͇̫̒͂̊n̴̛̦̅̍͐̀͊̈́̆͊̕͝͠i̵̢̳͉̭͈͊̑͝ń̶̺͍͜ͅg̵̡̡̢͕̯̻̭̭̬͈̕ͅ ̸̨̜̬͚̟̤̪̂͛̒̿̍͊̏͠ȃ̵̧͉̞ͅṋ̵̡̲̻͓̯͎̝̥̳́̚d̴̨̨̢͉̱͖̥̳̥͖͓̎̃́̀̿̓̾͝͝ ̸͙̱͈̪̩̝̣̄̆̓̐ì̶̘̣́͠ṯ̶̔ ̷̡͎̜̳͚͈̫̥̯͖̠̣̔͐̓͝b̵̡̜͓͖̹̗͖̣̼̍̏̊͜ō̷͓̦u̵̠̪̲̱͙͂̈͆̐̌n̸̡̢̗̩͓̹̹̪̭̼͊͗͂̇c̸͓͔̗̤͎̝̔̓̏̈́͝͠ẻ̴̙̅͑͘s̶̨̱͎̺̳̻̟͖͓̻͛̒̔ ̵̛̪̠̝͛̈̆b̶̤͉͈̓͊̀̐ả̴̫̺̱͎͐̈̅̚͜ĉ̸͇̠͕̖̏͑̃͊́͑͝͝k̴̛͔͚̥͕̥͍̟̏̅̌̈́̈́̋̃̌͐ ̴̡̰̟̦̫͉̥̗̞͚̳̓̈́̎̿̌į̸̹̳̖͈̻̦̈́͆̃̐̋̇n̶̟̣̼̹͉̙̹͍̼̾̋̓̔͆͌̑̂͝ͅṭ̴̺͔̫̥̬̤̖̱͇͚̌̂̈͊͘̚ó̴̰̗͇̫̗̙͒̓̓̀̉̉̑̚͝ͅ ̸̨̢̱̝̦͇̫̺̼͒̽p̴̛̯̠͉͚͖͉̌̄̒͋̑́̎̋͠ļ̵̳̖͉͈̲̣̗̼́̅̿̐̍̿ą̷̬̹͊̀̑ç̸̧̰̲͉̪̘͓͔̪̰̙͌̽̀͂̈́̈́͘̕͘ė̵̝̱̠̥̲̿͊͜͜͜ͅ ̵̥͕̫̜̚͜i̷̦͒̓̑͋͆̓͊̕f̴̹͙͈͚̗̤̓̾̏̓̊͒̓͊̌̚̕͝ ̴̧̻̯͖̘̰̬̰͐͊̔͜y̶̨͕̜͕͇͙̩̥̬̾̒͊̈̂̿͊̈́ȍ̷̥̭̩͎̲̪̤̮̳̘͊u̶͕̗̱̫̥̇̔͊͜͜͝ ̸̡͇͎̫̲̓͆̀̓̋̅̌̀̍̕p̶̻̘̥̙̅͑̉r̴̢̨̨͚͈͔̺͈̊͒́͝o̶͓̝̠͊͆̒̅̓̕̕͠d̵̞̠̞͖͎̪̰̘͚͌͌͋͠ ̸̡̹͚͖̫̤͓͚̜̦͎͑̂͒̀͌̒̍̃̇͘̚͜i̸̗͕͔̤̒̀͊̚ẗ̷́̑̊͜͝.̴̨̺̉̏̈͛̔́͠ ̴̢͔̫͉͔͍̐̈́̊̓͆͐͂̄͆͆͘͝ ̵̲͕̣̾̍́̆̌̍͊͗̂͜͠ ̵̧̡̨̢̨̨̛̜̯̲͕̪̺̙̙̗͖̻͖͕͇̼̱̰͕̻̺̘̺̪̰̥̮̯̯͕̝̰̮̥͉̪̫̙͉͕̗̼̦̹̼̘̠͎̭̰̙̪͙̙̙̗̫̗̥̟̥̦͕͙̬̞̩̙͓́̋̈́̉̃̔̅͌͑́̉̕͜ͅͅͅS̵̡̢̛̟̺͖̞̻̯̲̤͖͉̘̗̯͍̻͕͖̤͓̺̜͎̹̩̘̟̖͖̰͊͑̀͒̎̽̓̃̈̂̏͐̄̈́̽̏̌͛̋̄̇̏͆͐̓̆͗́͗͌̂͌̈́̀͆̑̓͋̂̐̓̈́͌̈́̓̔̽̇͑̅̾͗͒̍̒̈̈́̈́͘̕̚̚͘͘̚͝͝͠͝͝o̷̧̧̫͈̗͎̥̻̟̝̲̯̬̬̥̥̳̗̭͔͔̳̖̤̻̝͔͎̗̤̾͛̾͗̉͌̈́͌́͐̀̈́͋̈́̄̾̀̄̏̽̇̅̔̃̅͒̍̕͘̚͘͜͝r̷̨̡̢̢͇̹̤̞̱̖̟̘͈̦̜̘͉̞̥͉͎̬͙̫͚̦͎͉̝̼̦͎̬͙͍̟̠͔̻̪̗̥̜̻̩̠̜̟̻̬̙̥͔̬̭̘̺̠̲̠̱̬͚͈͔̟̝̝̹͚͉̲͂̊̈̒̌̈́̏͛̄̀͌̃̈́̏̽̄̊̇́̓̂̐̂̂̃̍͗̈́̊̾̿̇̑̾̌̂̓̌̍̒̉͆̏̉͒̂̿̇̍̄͗͌̋̔̐̏͒̔̒͂͆͊̂̊̆́̇͑̓̾̀̀̒͌̀̇̇͋̔̈̚͘̚̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅŗ̸̧̩̞̜͔͈͔̦̬̹̼̌̆͌̑̃͑́̀͌͑̓̀̃̍͋̄̈́̄̒̆̇̑́̃͂̃̓̍͂̒̌̊͑̋͂͊͂͗̐̈́̓͛̑͗̋̔͑͗̓̄̿̌̉̎̎̓̐̿͐̍̃͑̇̈́̑̒̅̂͑̊͛̍̔̿̔̕͘̕̕̚͘̕̕͘̕̚͝͝͝͠͠y̷̢̧̧̧̛̛͍͕͓͖̝̦͙̙̫̣̲͇̥̣̦̠̳͙͔̫̟͈̜͙̤͇̰͍̣̲̭̹͖̝̣̞̙̪̯̳͇̭̣̤̟̻̭̠̘͓̙̝̩͔͚͉̩̖̯̹̲̥̹̞͓̤̙͖̜͖̙̗̯̙̥̫͎̦͚̪̑̽̍̓̉͐̍͊̈̈́́͂̊̃́͑͋̆͂͑̀̈́̈̐̏́̓͑̈̆̿̆̽̓̆̑́͑͆̒͛̂̓̔̈́́̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅ ̵̡̡̛̛͖̼͓̱̟̱̞̟͓̞͙̤͙̼͖̼͚͔̣̟͚̲̺͙̠̯̙̣̣͖͙̗̹̱͔̣̙̝̼̻̥̪̲̥̀̊̈́̽͛̿̾̄͛̂͌͌̔͒͊͂̒̇͊̊̌̈͋̽̾͑̐̐̇̄̏̈́̓̃͑̿̔̔͊̓͂̅̂̈́̃͑͂̑͂̌̊̏̊̏̋̎̈́͛̾͊́̈́̕̕̕͠͝͝͝͝͝͠i̴̢̡̨̧̧̢̛̛̳̹̭͖̙̖̦̬͇̝̪̭̯̞͔͎̲̺̘͙̬͉̙̳͎͇̼͔̺͍̝͇͔̥͔̼͉̗̘̗̜̼̯͚̥̻̰̟͚͍̣̻̯͍͉̹͔̦͖̰̩͍̯̘̖̓̓̆̍̔͋̾̾̏̿̃͒͗͐̃̆͑͂̃̈́̓͑͊̇̃̈́̒̓͐̀̇̃̒͗̑̍͗̏̃̏͌̃̀̈́̽͊̌̉̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅf̵̛̛̩͇̙̰̯͎̪̪͉̙̜̖̖̞̝̖̼̥̟͖̩̼̰̤͌͂̉͊͒͐̏̈̿̓̈́̋͛̒̏̀̓̇͊̊̀̌̈́͊̍̀̑̆̂̂̄̀̽͗́̋̍̏̀̒̿̊͒́̍͂͛̀̄̊̂́̀̌̄̈̅̑̈́̊̂͑̒̆̀̇͛͊̎̉̃͋̕̕̕̚͘̕͝͠͝͝ͅ ̷̢̡̛̼̖̜̖̦̤̟̦̣͚̼̭̬̯̦͕̘̯͙̞͉̪͚̩̤̯̼̲͓̳̦̞̘͇̌͋̓͛̏̏̓̑̾͌́̅͐̍̐̏̂̾̅̐̒͛̇͌̈́̎́̕̚͘͝͠͝͠͠t̸̛͙̱̖̊͐ͅh̶̡̨̧̧̨̨̛̭̠͓͎̞̰̱̘͙̩̱̻͓̟̱͕̩̦̲̠̘̯̲̝͉̙̟̣̱͖̯̯̙̥̯̘̠̝͙̖̠̳͎͇̥̠̖͆͛̉͋͑̃̃͌̎̏̀̆͑͊̄̈́̍̌̂̐̉͒͌͋̃̍͋̄̎̄̓̊̿̍̀̅̈́̅̋̃̐͗̑̑͛̎̇̍̀̄͌̈̈̚̚̕͘̕̕͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅę̶̢̡̢̨̡̛̗̜͖̻͔̣̩̟̦̠̜̺̦̺̗̥̤̲̬̲͎̫̱̃͊͑̉̆̆̏̃͆͋͌̆̾̾̇̍̓͋͛͛͌̾͆͐́̉̂͗́̂͛̉̽̽̐́͋̽́̋̋̊̌͊̕͘̚̚͝͠͠ͅ ̵̧̨̡̡̧̡̧̢̧̛̞͚̩͓̩͔̳͕͓͙͓̼̜͈̜̲̖̣̩̗̥̭͈͔̜͖͇̙̭̬̠͉͓͎̞̘̠̘̜̞͕̼̝͖͇̗̻͙̘̮̱͎͈̭͓̺͔̘̳͈̖͚͎̰͈͚̹͎̟̎̽̐̃͑̐̀͆̓̑̇̔͑̉́͂͛̔͊͒͌̆͒͆͛̋̇͆̈̿̔̐̊͛̍̿͋͒̈͗̔̋͋̋̅͗̈͒̊͗̿̽̈̈́͌̓̈̾̚͘̕͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅȋ̸̡̢̡̡̡̧̛̛͇̞̘̯̦̠͕̖͔̣̳̥̭̭̦͇̖̟̣͖͚͙̮̲͍͇̱̯̪̼̘̳͙̥̮͈̬̬̙͇̥̦̲̝̞̅̂̊͑̿͒͆̑̓̍͊̓̾̓́̾̀̐̇̄́̈̂̉̽̈͊̃͒͆̆̿̽̆͌͆͊͐́͋͋̉́̆͗͆̄̈́͆́̔̉̌̒̈́̾̐̈͘̕̚̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅm̸̡̨̛̛͈͎͚̠̮̭̦͉͇̬̞̝̬͙̅̾̓͌̊͒̑̇̐͒̑̀̀̋̄̐̋̇̈́͑͒̑̀̆̏͗͒͗͗́̋̎̀͛̑̿͑̎̒́͌̃̋̒̏̾̓́̐̃́̅̄̒̈́̅̌̈́̑͗̅̽͐̓̃̓͒̽͆̓͘͘͘͠͠͝͝ą̴̣͍̰̖̥̘͕̩͔̹̣̗̈́͑̾͊̔̍̀̃̉͌̉̽͑̈̀͛̏̚͠ģ̴̛̛͚̭̜̰̫̯͕̱̻͍̱̲͖̮̫̯̮̫̗̖͉̬͍͉̖̯̟̯͐̊̓̈́̉̇̿̐̽̑͌̉͆̑̀͌̉́́͑̀̋̐͂̈́͋̔̊͋̀̌͒̀͐̒͋̅̓̅̽̈͘̕͘͘͘͜͝ȩ̷̧̛̤̬̪͕̼̭̼͔̥͔̰̬̲͉̣̘̫̥̩̟̱͚͙̺̫̮͉̩̻̲͎̰̖̝̓̒͐́͋̐͆̑̉̅̊̋̋͛̒̾͒́̒̑͊̐̀́͑̔̐̎̎̂̏͐̅̿͆͒̄̆́̃͒́̇̔̍͛̓̂̑̆̚̕̚͜͜͠͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅ 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Thread What are your favorite (relation)ships in fiction?
Oh gosh a shipping thread. *squee* Okay so my first ship was Mulder/Scully before I even knew what a ship was. The first ship I really obsessed over was Buffy/Spike. It's the ship that ruined me. I didn't heavily ship anything else until... Good lord Destiel. Its right there! It's never gunna happen! But they keep teasing it! And....yeah. Of course, then this happened: I know its sorta canon in the literary world but damn did they work the UST on the show. Right now I'm kinda getting obsessed with: Deckerstar is currently breaking my heart. (Chloe/Lucifer from Lucifer) I don't ship like some crazy fans do, merely cheerlead and wish in my heart :p Edit: I just noticed all my ships have an "other" in them: someone not human or near enough (Sherlock) with a nearly normal person. The weirdest thing is that I more identify with the other; I want the ships to work because they do. Shipping psychology! /fanthropologist
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Thread Was that thunder? Nope, it was a truck hitting everything in it's path. (Up: OP responds. See threadmarks)
I wasn't trying to call your integrity into question. In my world, growing up on farms/rural areas and hunting for food, you do not point a gun at anything you do not intend to kill. I understand its different for cops, but there is zero way to know how you would of reacted had he not complied or got aggressive. You cannot say if he got aggressive you wouldn't have shot him. You admit you were confused and just woken up and anxious, you need to admit that you might have shot him if the situation had played out differently. And even if he had gotten aggressive you would still be in the wrong for shooting him because having the gun at all escalated the situation 100%
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Thread Was that thunder? Nope, it was a truck hitting everything in it's path. (Up: OP responds. See threadmarks)
The thing that most disturbs me is this: So the guy was drinking and had an accident. If he hadn't complied with your unlawful orders, its extremely likely you would have shot and possibly killed him, no matter what you say now. So the issue is that someone could have been executed for drunk driving. I follow a guy on youtube who used to train cops and now feels people shouldn't call the police if they don't consider the crime they are calling for worthy of potential execution. I have linked this before but seriously, all cops and even everyone else should watch this video:
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Thread "Socialists defeated the Nazis" vs. "The USSR was not socialist" which opinion do Era Socialists agree with more?
Honestly I see more people claiming the Nazi party was socialist than what you are saying. Which of course is bs Edit: oh hey look, someone claiming that in the thread. "The Nazi's were socialists!" seems be a heavy right wing talking point pushing back against any form of socialism. Funny they never bring up the fact that the nordic countries they all wish more immigrants would come from are also socialist countries
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
This sounds like human trafficking and shady as fuck
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
Its is so, so fucking completely wrong that you are recording someone without their consent. Holy shit. I hope she catches you and you get arrested.
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Thread NYT: one year from Election Day, Trump trails Biden in battleground states but leads against Warren
Most of those asked really said women candidates are not likable. Wonderful. Fuck Biden, but I'll pull for him if its between him and Trump. Hell at this point I'd almost vote for another Republican over trump if it was somehow my only choice.
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Thread Spectator USA: Kushner allegedly involved in Khashoggi arrest; info used to blackmail Trump by Erdogan (unverified)
We are finding out that a lot of our rules regarding those in power are more guidelines if they aren't enforced and not pesky "laws"
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
I am shocked we have sibling er...enthusiasts here to finally gone flee rear. Flee Van Cleef
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Thread Spectator USA: Kushner allegedly involved in Khashoggi arrest; info used to blackmail Trump by Erdogan (unverified)
All of which was engineered not by Trump but by Putin. No, I am not kidding. Oh, also the Kurds took shelter from Turkey by making a deal with...Assad. Yeah.
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Thread This house is fine...
I....I can't fathom what was going on here that would need so many outlets. Grow operation? Porn stages? Heavy surveillance of all family members at all times? Big Brother house? Are we 100% sure they are outlets? On mobile so it's hard to tell
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Thread Your "lifehacks" - Big and small. Stupid and clever.
I do this without thinking no matter what I drop or if I am wearing shoes and have hurt myself several times because of it. Once did it on reflex trying to catch a dropped pencil and stabbed a pencil into my wrist because it hit my chair first :(
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Thread Stephen Miller, advisor to Trump, engaged to Katie Waldman, communication director for Pence
Even in his "happy" pic dude looks like he only just heard about how people smile and is just trying to emulate it.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
Vibrator guy: a lot of women have a hard time getting off at all, much less with sex. You can still be intimate and use the toy in bed. Tons of foreplay, move to penetration, and then finish her off/let her finish off with the vine. What is most likely happening is that both your feelings of being replaced/not good enough/can't please you by getting off with you alone have spoiled what yall have entirely and she can only get off on her own now. It'll take work but you have to: 1. Realize that it's most likely not you 2. Convince her it's okay that sex alone doesnt do it 3. Work up to both of you finding the toy hot as a part of normal lovemaking Related note, not advice just general funny: in a completely not work safe recommendation, read the reviews on this item on Amazon, link hidden under spoiler tags. Recommend you use incognito so it doesn't hang in your amazon history hee. Example review: This machine is of the devil. I deadass died and came back to life. This thing can take my money again and again and again. I can’t believe this shit
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
The reviews give me life. Just something I wanted to mention in case anyone else lurking has issues like I described in my advice.
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Thread What’s the most statistical/mathematically improbable thing that’s happened to you?
I move from New Mexico to North Dakota, then to Washington state as my husband was in wind turbine work. The move to Washington put me in the same town as a brother I'd never met and had only ever heard of. Random move and I found a long lost brother and my nieces (my age) are super cool too.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
Story two, confessor I hope you can seek out help. Hanging your happiness on another person isn't healthy for you and is not fair to them. You are worth more than your relationship
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Thread Drunk Jared Padalecki arrested for assaulting two men at his Austin bar
I've been ignoring all SPN related news to avoid spoilers. That said, it's true that he has been struggling with mental health issues. I hope he is able to get some help.
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Thread Was cussed out by a customer for the first time, can’t get over it
On postmates they arent even supposed to give cash tips. Once I mark the order as delivered on my end they are prompted to complete the order on their end and add a tip. Yeah sometimes you get shafted but postmates has a guaranteed total (it usually assumes a tip is like 3 bucks) so you at least get that + fee + miles + wait time. Where the customer also tips good you can make some good money
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Thread Was cussed out by a customer for the first time, can’t get over it
Neither is postmates. For that app, you are given what you are guaranteed to make (basically a delivery fee) and then you can make on top of that: miles, wait time at restaurants, and the tip the customer adds via the app AFTER the order is delivered. So for each delivery I'm going to make around 10% of total plus whatever tip and such. I've made 50 bucks on deliveries easy. Doordash makes customers tip BEFORE they get their shit? That can't be right.
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Thread Was cussed out by a customer for the first time, can’t get over it
Okay okay, I know what the issue is here. Does doordash not do tips? Because with postmates of course won't make minimum wage by just delivery fees, you are banking on tips. So getting the food there fast and correct is how you earn more not by taking more orders
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Thread What exactly are antis when it comes to shipping and what is their link to tumblr?
Would those crazy J2 shippers from Supernatural who flip their shit on any mention of Destiel count? Or are they just your typical crazy shippers? (Look guys I'm asking a fandom question)
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Thread You're stuck on an island and can only take one Era member with you.
Blamespace or H.pro. just cause at least we'd get along until we died.
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Thread Joshua Brown murder: Arrest made in death of witness in Amber Guyger trial
You are testifying against cops as a black man. You know how cops treat black men. You keep a fuck ton of drugs in your appartment There is no fucking way. If he was a dealer he'd have, while under intense scrutiny of the police: Kept drugs somewhere else Sold drugs anywhere but right outside his own goddamned apartment
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Thread If Google did Healthcare (like this) would you do it?
Of course I would do this. I have massive health issues, so it would save me from continuing to slide further and further into ever increasing debt. Fuck all i would care about my data being harvested given the fact that I'd likely be dead otherwise
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Thread Republicans slam Trump's Syria pullout: 'Disaster,' 'Betrayal,' 'Mistake'
This is legit terrifying. More than anything else he's done. He's literally insane. I feel like we a teetering on the edge of total collapse and a breath could send us over.
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Thread Pan handlers take Venmo now?
Let's see you stand outside all day in Texas heat and make enough to survive asking people for handouts. Oh also homeless folks are attacked constantly, get sick, everyone hates them. And it's a 24/7 job. Most people's cushy office jobs are a billion times easier than pan handling
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Thread ResetEra's GiftBot 2.0 Launch Giveaway Extravaganza (New Features Added, New Prizes Courtesy of Focus Home Interactive)!
As soon as I get some extra money y'all will get something you might not want but definitely need.
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Thread ABC: 2nd whistleblower with first-hand knowledge of Trump's dealings with Ukraine has come forward, his attorney says
This is really looking like the dominoes are starting to fall.
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Thread Supernatural S15 |OT| Endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it?
I am not ready!!!! /panics
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Thread Austin and Central Texas-ERA |OT| The Mopac Improvement Project
Holy cow glad you are okay. I'm so glad I'm a second shift worker, I never have to be on 35 during rush hour.
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Thread Joshua Brown - Botham Jean's neighbour who cooperated with the prosecution of Amber Guyger - gunned down
I remember seeing a picture posted of her family and one of them was doing the full white power hand signal. I bet it was one of them.
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Thread My band made a song about Reset Era, and we just released our music video for it today
Sadsic! ♡♡♡ Well done, I like the video :)
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Thread I really fucked up
Not being able to accept that women have different life experiences than you especially with regard to social interactions with men is a hell of a take I guess. We've all been where this girl was, and have been terrified. Sorry you don't believe that. Thanks for mansplaining it though.
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Thread I really fucked up
Never before has the fact that so very few women post here been more apparent than in this thread. OP: Tell me I did nothing wrong, even though I emotionally used a woman and then tried to guilt into sex randomly and then essentially stalked her til she threatened to call the cops. (His side of the story. Which is always edited in ways to make the narrator look better than reality) All the women in this thread: holy shit wtf op that's terrifying behavior. Some men: she totally overreacted and also you women are wrong cause we know best.
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Thread The View: Hillary Clinton compares decision to not divorce Bill to parenting a transgender child
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Thread I really fucked up
This is the truth op, I am sorry. If you could ask that question, you were not her friend, which is what she realized as soon as it came out of your mouth. She likely felt emotionally used, started questioning any physical intimacy you guys had previously had, etc. From emotional conversation and her letting herself feel vulnerable by opening up to you, straight into "Hey should we fuck?" Yeah, she is not going to talk to you again most likely.
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Thread How are you with needles, ERA?
I have to have my blood drawn twice a month due to the meds I'm taking, and I have to inject immunosuppressants every two weeks at home. I am fairly comfortable with needles now, but god damn do biologics hurt like a motherfucker.
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Thread Donald Trump tweeting about civil war over the impeachment
Perhaps you could answer why you believe that Antifa is a serious domestic terrorist threat?
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Thread Do you think its possible to ever have a good edgy character?
Yes. His edginess was hilarious and extremely in character and was indeed a big part of his character growth (and regrowth?) It was in fact shown to be mostly an act and a way to escape who he used to be. Eventually found a good balance of edgy and hopeless romantic nerdy poet
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Thread 16 Year Old Climate Activist Greta Thunberg to UN: "You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words"
*Kill Bill Music Intensifies*
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Thread ResetEra's GiftBot 2.0 Launch Giveaway Extravaganza (Come Get Your Free Games)!
Oh my gosh thank you for Doom 3!
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Thread How many of you keep auto-brightness on your phones? Why or why not?
I turn mine off because when I'm playing a game like PUBG mobile and it dims the screen randomly because my finger is in the way I die.
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Thread Guild Wars 2: Path of Fire |OT| Our Vital Status is Fluid Lately
I'm never going to be able to complete the sky scale ugh. I have just resigned myself to it at this point. Godspeed
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Thread Recently discovered a medical study regarding the safety of chiropractic, study states "further investigations are urgently needed" regarding safety
Please watch this
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Thread ResetEra's GiftBot 2.0 Launch Giveaway Extravaganza (Come Get Your Free Games)!
Thank you for Outlast 2! I've been wanting that for a while <3
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Thread ResetEra's GiftBot 2.0 Launch Giveaway Extravaganza (Come Get Your Free Games)!
It will be thoroughly enjoyed. We don't have a lot of switch games; got it a Christmas ago (I think?) and haven't been able to afford a lot of game. (Got Zelda and Mario cart of course!) My kids are FREAKING out that we got Fire Emblem lol
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Thread Giving up your Internet search history...
Like, 50k. I ain't got nothing to hide. Marvel at the weird fanfic I read, giggle at Tracy's dog, and wonder wtf I'm looking up things like cyber body modifications along with how to recover from torture at 2 am. I'm a writer, it excuses everything mwhaha
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Thread ResetEra's GiftBot 2.0 Launch Giveaway Extravaganza (Come Get Your Free Games)!
I won a PlayStation game I think my kids will like! ...out of what feels like several hundred entries :p This is so exciting though, I am blown away by everyone. When I get paid I'm going to drop something in here <3
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Thread ResetEra's GiftBot 2.0 Launch Giveaway Extravaganza (Come Get Your Free Games)!
You are wonderful, sir, thank you. /salute
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Thread This song is weird, right? I found god in your body.
Howl by Florence and the machine is weird. She wants to taste your beating heart. Ew. /Sarcasm It's a metaphor my friend
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Thread Anti-vaxers shut down California Senate after throwing blood at legislators
They now run around screaming that vaccines contain dead babies. I wish I was kidding.
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Thread Texas state rep. Briscoe Cain threatens presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke with gun violence.
I am really worried that Beto not giving a shit an doing the right thing is going to make him a martyr.
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Thread Guild Wars 2: Path of Fire |OT| Our Vital Status is Fluid Lately
I didn't have my serial either :p But that's cool I feel you there. The early game is fun. I'm still working through it lol
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Thread Guild Wars 2: Path of Fire |OT| Our Vital Status is Fluid Lately
Did you already contact support about it? I had to do that and my account was recovered pretty easy, though I think with the recent updates and such you might have a higher than average ticket wait time :/
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Thread Trump altered a National Hurricane Center map with a sharpie to falsely extend the official forecast toward Alabama
The worst part of all of this is that NONE of this fucking matters. He's trying to win an argument he lost a week ago with fake shit while a real storm is really threatening to do some damage. I want off this ride guys.
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Thread World of Warcraft: Classic |OT| Greetings, traveler
All you talking about 40+ gold, and I'm sitting at like 2 silver at 15 on a gather/gather character crying.in a corner
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Thread World of Warcraft: Classic |OT| Greetings, traveler
I have work and stuff so I haven't been able to play much, but I'm 15 on my vanilla recreation character. It's so nice to see the community aspect of the game return with classic I missed that so much
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Thread Did the elementary/high schools you went to consist of one large building?
Can I blow your mind and tell you that my elementary school, middle school, and high school were all literally the same building?
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Thread Which way do you keep your phone in your pants pocket?
Where the "I'm female, none of my clothing options have pockets big enough for phones" choice for the poll?
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Thread Jeffery Epstein Commits Suicide in Cell (See Staff Post)
This. If he hung himself with bedsheets or some shit it would take for fucking ever to set up too. Fuck.
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Thread I guess I’ll be living in a hotel for 3 weeks starting tomorrow
My guy.... You are complaining about having a bed, a TV, and a roof. You are not homeless. If you were sleeping on the steps of the local library, you'd be homeless.
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Thread 11621 Purse Dr, Manassas, VA 20112 is the White Castle of McMansions
but does that link show where the creepy hidden skinny stairs go? At work or I'd look.
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Thread 11621 Purse Dr, Manassas, VA 20112 is the White Castle of McMansions
This will make total sense and stop breaking my brain if you can explain how the photographer is not reflected in the skinny door windows
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Thread 11621 Purse Dr, Manassas, VA 20112 is the White Castle of McMansions
After everything they showed us, what could be bad enough for them to go 'You know, maybe don't put that part on Zillow'?
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Thread 11621 Purse Dr, Manassas, VA 20112 is the White Castle of McMansions
Is there a wall behind this door? Is there creepy ass stairs behind this creepy skinny double doors?
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Thread Mass Shooting in Gilroy, CA at Garlic Festival [ 4 confirmed dead, 15 wounded ]
I fear with two gunmen the death toll is going to continue to rise.
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Thread Avatar vs Endgame: Why is my name on this list? (mobile warning: image heavy)
I adore the avatar you made Phon, I might just wear it awhile once I'm not on mobile :p I want to submit this avatar for Phon to wear:
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
Finally finished the season. Jack my baby :( Something felt off about Chuck to me too, and I have a perfect example. The yelling. When Metatron pissed Chuck off he got quiet, still, and terrifying. Dean makes him mad and he shrieks 'Don't'? You know, something else recently also sorta shrieks words.
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Thread What is a small town to you? (Like population or feature-wise?)
My home town was 500 total people a d my graduating class was 13 kids. My view of small is way different than most folk
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Thread Deadline: Avengers Endgame Will Overtake Avatar, Becoming The Highest Grossing Film of All Time
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Thread Deadline: Avengers Endgame Will Overtake Avatar, Becoming The Highest Grossing Film of All Time
You are on.
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Thread Deadline: Avengers Endgame Will Overtake Avatar, Becoming The Highest Grossing Film of All Time
/Here for stupid fun
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Thread Man convicted of rape due to bad memory has prosecutors pushing for release
Jesus so many miscarriages of Justice here.
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Thread "______________" gets remade as a live action/photorealistic flick, and you're pissed. What movie is it?
The secret of nhim
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Thread Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Arrested For Sex Trafficking of Minors
Given the office investigating, I'm stupidly hopeful at least some of these assholes will be brought down.
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Thread You wake up tomorrow. The doctor informs you you've been in a coma for the last 25 years.
As I keep saying, if I woke up tomorrow in the hospital and was told I was in a coma for even four years, I'd be like 'Ohhh now it makes sense."
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Thread Who else felt that earthquake in SoCal/Las Vegas just now? (Update: 7.1 - 2nd earthquake this week)
Wow, called out. Lol
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Thread Who else felt that earthquake in SoCal/Las Vegas just now? (Update: 7.1 - 2nd earthquake this week)
Do I need to ban for murder?
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Thread Who else felt that earthquake in SoCal/Las Vegas just now? (Update: 7.1 - 2nd earthquake this week)
Stay safe California/Nevada :(
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Thread Found a stray kitten outside a movie theater parking lot, need care info
Oh he's so cute and sooooooo skinny, poor thing. Have fun fattening him up! You done good op
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Thread Avengers: Endgame will not outgross Avatar worldwide. Who will make an avatar bet about that?
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Thread Are The Cranberries still cool?
Like whatever music you like without worrying about judgement? Music tastes are so different from person to person you might as well be asking if liking the color green is cool
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Thread Alabama woman indicted in shooting death of her unborn baby, charges against shooter dismissed on grounds of self defense
I just....hate everything right now.
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Thread YouTube will now let you remove channels from Recommendations/Up Next
CultofDusty I just came across recently and it seems to be anti-right content? Did he like, reform or what?
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Thread Writer E. Jean Carroll accuses Trump of rape
My only hope for this nightmare is that people will finally start taking us seriously when we say men get away with it constantly. I have no hope at all until this tumor is no longer in office.
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Thread ICE set to begin immigration raids targeting families in 10 cities on Sunday (Update: Trump says raids delayed)
Who was the person that predicted this would be just like the Iran thing and he would pull back at the last minute? Collect your epoints I cannot wait until this nightmare is over
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Thread ICE set to begin immigration raids targeting families in 10 cities on Sunday
I have a bad feeling that violent resistance is exactly what they want. So they can then claim they are removing violent people
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Thread Why is "LeftTube" so White?
Since he's been mentioned everyone should sub to Beau On topic, I don't have any POC of left tube except T1J and I'm not sure he's lefttube? YouTube definitely needs to promote lefttube more in general and POC more especially, shit gets buried. Reminds me of a quote I think was from Thought Slime, something like "The algorithm was made by people, people are racist, therefore the algorithm is racist.'
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Thread Is there an extension or something that can scan my youtube subscriptions & show me all the new videos to avoid youtube filtering my sub feed?
There is one channel I'm subbed to that new videos show up in my recommendation but not in my sub list. It's annoying
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Thread Avengers: Endgame will not outgross Avatar worldwide. Who will make an avatar bet about that?
Fine fine. I'm in. Put me on the list. I will blame you both equally if I lose.
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Thread Avengers: Endgame will not outgross Avatar worldwide. Who will make an avatar bet about that?
I really kinda want to throw my hat in the ring for Endgame....but my avatar is all I am :(
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Thread Avengers: Endgame will not outgross Avatar worldwide. Who will make an avatar bet about that?
But...but cheekbones
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Thread Phoenix Police Officer Threatens to "Fucking Shoot" mother whose daughter walked out with a 99cent Barbie
Beau has some words about this incident Edit: The video he referenced talking about training police officers
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Thread This website’s obsession with YIKES
There's always a popular word or phrase that will bother the 'intellectuals'. It's meaningless. People are going to use slang and vernacular that doesn't suit you. Let them. Next year they'll use something else to express themselves. Why does it effect you?
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Thread Universal - Volcano Bay water park guests felt shocks hours before park was closed, OSHA investigating
Do you taste metal?
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Thread Man Suffers 9-Day Erection After Bruising Taint I’m Moped Accident
Did not expect Coheed puns in this thread, yet ...
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Thread Mass shooting at Virginia Beach Municipal Center (UP: 12 dead, 4 injured, see threadmark)
It's sad that this is so common now that this almost dropping off the first page.
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Thread Times in which you misheard the lyrics to a song, but you liked your misheard lyrics better?
REM Losing my Religion The lyric: That brought me to my knees, failed What I thought it was for 10 years: That brought me to my knees, pale. I like the one I thought I heard, it has a much more visual impact.
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Thread Is astrology bullshit?
Short answer yes. Long answer is that I provided a sense of control in an otherwise chaotic and random world, and while people take comfort in that, it's still bullshit. More understandable bullshit but none the less..
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Thread Bus driver drags student 150ft after closing door on his backpack. Says he can't be racist because he has a black dog
Jesus Christ you can't even pretend that was an accident
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Thread Makeup and Beauty |OT| Sustaining Supernormal Stimulus
This is me. I was always the tomboy and I didn't really know my mother until I was 14. And by then she had no time to teach me makeup skills lol. I try sometimes on the rare dates night though so, subbed
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Thread The Game of Thrones Dead Pool, NEW SEASON SPOILERS (guess who dies next episode, entries close April 26th)
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Thread What is with social media users posting sensitive work info...
Game Master as in, one of the poor people you contact when your game is broken or you can't log into your game or you need to report another player :p. Customer support for a video game company.
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Thread What is with social media users posting sensitive work info...
I can't even touch my phone inside the building, and I'm just a game master. Can't imagine people using phones in more sensitive environments
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Thread I trained an AI on thousands of EtcetEra thread *conversations* and it has thoughts on *everything*
Man I was super aggressive there o.O
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Thread My town is stranger than your town
In my home town, a guy stripped naked, got a shotgun, and drove to the only store in town and aggressively proposed to the young cashier. Then, he drove down main with all the truck doors open with the gun across his lap to a barn. The SWAT team finally arrived from a few towns over and listened to him play piano all night before he surrendered. Edit: as for animals, I once had to chase down and subdue five emus that had escaped and were running around town. You ain't lived until you've snatched the neck of an angry emu from the window of a moving pickup to stuff a pillow case on it. Context: this is a town of 500 people in the deserts of New Mexico, not Australia
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Thread Archive of Our Own (fanfic website) nominated for Hugo Award
I adore ao3 and only venture to ff.net out of desperation in the past. Like others have said, ao3 has much better quality and finding what you want is so much easier, especially for popular fandoms. The OTW is also amazing.
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Thread People who walk on the escalator actually slow everyone down (because people are lazy)
I have an irrational fear of escalators, I ain't walking I am clinging to that bar for dear life
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Thread Times you had a gut feeling/intuition/premonition that turned out to be true
We have a son who's struggling with mental health issues. He was in the hospital last year and the night he got home he took a bunch of pills and tried to kill himself. That night, he had gone to bed early and I notice he got up and ran to the bathroom. He said he just wasn't feeling good. I had a horrible feeling and asked him if he took anything. He denied it and even said he was hurt I didn't trust him. His heart rate was crazy high so I made the decision to drag him to the hospital. On the way he admitted he took the pills. If I hadn't had weird mom intuition, we would have lost him. He's doing better now after another hospital stay.
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Thread "If everyone's happy, the show would be over, and above all else, the show has to keep going"
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Thread Major active shooting going on in Christchurch (NZ) [UP6: 4 suspects in custody, 49 confirmed dead] (READ THREADMARKS)
I accidentally saw a video on Twitter and there are a lot more than six dead. I'm horrified.
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Thread Recommend some great horror, suspense and mystery novels, please
I can understand that, the first time I read it I got so inexplicably creeped out by a footnote that was just a random list of names for a few pages that I put it down and didn't pick it back up for a year
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Thread Recommend some great horror, suspense and mystery novels, please
Not a fan of Koontz, but Door to December is legit. I'll throw in of Leaves and wish you luck :p
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Thread What's the meanest thing someone has said to you?
In an argument with my husband, that I was just like my father ( who literally starved us and much more awful criminal things) because I forgot to vacuum
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Thread Austin and Central Texas-ERA |OT| The Mopac Improvement Project
Is the weather yo-yoing to this extreme normal here? I don't recall it being this bad last year
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Thread Somebody wants to buy my netbook but he doesn't want me to reformat it
This. He probably thinks reformatted computers are without OS.
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Thread Watch live on Washington Post's Twitch stream: Michael Cohen testifies on Capitol Hill (on NOW)
I wish that this wasn't allowed and that these assholes would be held in contempt for this.
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Thread Watch live on Washington Post's Twitch stream: Michael Cohen testifies on Capitol Hill (on NOW)
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Thread Watch live on Washington Post's Twitch stream: Michael Cohen testifies on Capitol Hill (on NOW)
"His private...in private is so much worse." Oh god now I am thinking about mushrooms again no
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Thread Watch live on Washington Post's Twitch stream: Michael Cohen testifies on Capitol Hill (on NOW)
I'm surprised that most of Twitch chat is cheering him on. I assumed it'd be brigaded by trolls and r/t_d
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
I would definitely try a different condom or a different size. It could be that the size is off (bigger or smaller) and that's causing the issue
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Thread Streamer lara6883 listen and learns to play Dragonforce's 'Through the Fire and Flames' live in under 4 minutes
I have the same type of synesthesia and never learned to play an instrument and am lazy so yeah, it ain't just that. She's amazing
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Thread The deadly truth about a world built for men – from stab vests to car crashes
Yeah the 'silly' things like phone screen size are only a constant annoyance for us, not deadly like seatbelts and stab vest, so it can be brushed off. I guess.
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Thread Florida Man Mistakenly Received a $980,000 Tax Refund And Tried to Keep It
Hey, with all the billion dollar corporations getting refunds or paying nothing this year, I'd of kept it in protest lol I'd get fucked, but it'd be a very visible protest
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Thread How much time do you give yourself in the morning between waking up and starting work?
An hour and a half usually, but sometime more. Sometimes I only give myself 30 minutes before I need to leave, and I don't do makeup that day
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Thread What is the most effectice creepypasta video/story?
...you might not be cut out for creepy pasta. A summary of that story will never do it justice. The story is a ride and you have to follow
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Thread Mass Shooting Aurora, IL Suspect killed, Multiple Casualties, 5 total dead
Now this is a national emergency. RIP to those needless deaths
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Thread Happy Valentine's Day everyone! So what did you get your significant other?
Got him candy and some PJs and took him out to dinner. He got me gems. ...in Guild Wars 2
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Thread Songs That Are Based Around Referencing Other Songs
Hamilton, the thread. The entire thing is a love letter to hip hop, and the songs reference themselves too. It's in no way creatively bankrupt
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Thread RUMOR: Warner Bros. Looking at Robert Pattinson for Batman Role
He's a really good actor, so sure. But it would bring the twilight fangirls to DC, which, while it would bring in a ton of money, would cause a fandom civil war like nothing we've seen before. The gatekeeping alone...
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Thread Body cam footage shows man get tased 11 times while not resisting arrest.
Also since when is it illegal to not have your ID on you. That video is horrifying
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Thread Five paintings allegedly by Adolf Hitler to be auctioned in Nuremberg
This. Don't destroy works of historical significance, but shit like this belongs in a museum, not some neonazi's parlor
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Thread Austin and Central Texas-ERA |OT| The Mopac Improvement Project
Just got to work left super early because I was worried people would be stupid. Chilling in my car for 30 min. Not really snowing where I'm at just more of occasional sleet. When I get off at 11 pm though? Pray for me. Hopefully Parmer-->620 is okay
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Thread Google+ shutting down April 2, all data will be deleted
Signs Google+ has been dead a long time: Had a customer yesterday desperate to change his email because Gmail was shutting down. Didn't even know + existed
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Thread What's Your Weird?
1. It's just there in my visual field like...floating music. It's hard to describe. It's more vivid closer to the source. 2. Only after I found out it wasn't normal. Before that I thought that was just how music worked. 3. No 4. Only if the effects sounds are louder than the dialogue. I am 'blinded' to the dialogue because of the loud effect/background noise
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Thread What's Your Weird?
1. Colored smoke or fireworks, depending 2. I'm lazy, thought I was crazy and avoided it as a kid when I found out it's weird to see music 3. Color varies the most, but the shape can be dramatic. Some things are so intense they look like static. 4. I know all the lyrics, beats and notes (colors) Husband is a musician and often used this ability to learn stuff from me. I just tell him 'Nope, it's higher/lower' until he gets it.
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Thread What's Your Weird?
I have audio->visual synesthesia (I can see music). I also can memorize a song completely in <3 listens and know over a thousand songs this way. Since I never learned to play an instrument, it's worth exactly fuck all
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Thread Washington/OregonERA: Snowmageddon Coming!
Bright white part in the middle of the Gorge is where I used to live, 14 miles from civilization. Note civilization is the closest place to purchase anything. We would've got snowed in and died of starvation, looks like. *Hugs Austin TX's 70 degree weather*
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Thread This twitter thread of people drawing their sleep paralysis demons is terrifying
Yeah, hallucinating during sleep paralysis is a common thing. Some people feel weight on their chests as well. Most commonly, the 'demon' is a dark shadow like creature. In a half dreaming state you wake up unable to move, your brain is going to do some weird shit to make sense of that.
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Thread Music of Bill Wurtz: You Could Make a Religion Out of This
Bill Wurtz is as mysterious as he is incredibly gifted. He's been making music on YouTube since YouTube started, but was never really known until a little thing called "The History of the Entire World I Guess". But this is about the music. His music is surreal and somehow amazing. What are your favorite Bill Wurtz songs? And why is this so appealing?
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Thread What would your idea of a perfect life be? Feel free to be unrealistic
Getting a bill and paying it without the gnawing worry
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Thread Fake Pic February
Guys I think I'm going to make a thread about the music of Bill Wurtz. I can imagine people who've never heard of him coming into the thread and being so confused. It will be lovely. Me: Everyone: visible confusion
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Thread What is the most unexpected or out there fanfiction you've come across?
Being a person who hates genderswap fic (since it's usually poorly done) finding a female!lestrade×mycroft fic that was a amazing and had me on the edge of my seat was incredible
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Thread Trump says "we" will build a human wall if necessary to stop the flood at the border
No. Illegal crossing is at its lowest in years. Refugee carvans seeking asylum are not crossing illegally, and they have also been coming consistently for like a decade. There is no surge
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Thread This is still the best villain entrance to date, RIP Smallville and The WB
I'm really sorry but.... This is the best villian entrance of all time.
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Thread ICE has arrested 21 Savage and are claiming he’s “unlawfully in the U.S.”
Oh...poor guy and poor kids. Fucking hell.
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Thread ICE has arrested 21 Savage and are claiming he’s “unlawfully in the U.S.”
Wait, if he came when he was 12 wouldn't he technically be a dreamer? Fuck ICE seriously
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Thread Liam Neeson's real-life rape/revenge tale (See Staff Post)
I mean, you aren't going to get banned unless you start gaslighting folk and inflamming the thread.
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Thread Liam Neeson's real-life rape/revenge tale (See Staff Post)
I think what he's trying to say is that anger hate and the lust for revenge are toxic and fuck and this is how he grew from his own experience with it. He's trying to be a lesson to people. Not sure I would say fuck him for that. Yeah what he did was fucking awful and if he'd gone through with it there would be no forgiveness but coming out and explaining a brush he had with toxic masculinity and emphasizing that that shit doesn't fly I think is...I dunno, refreshing? Maybe I'm reading it wrong or maybe as a woman I've had too many brushes with toxic masculinity that went way father than that to be able to speak on the subject with clear eyes. I dunno.
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Thread Receiving absurd job applications to our junior job offer - I'm pissed (!?)
I know some people try to be creative and clever with their resume to make an instant impression. Goal achived, you won't forget that one?
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Thread Can underwear create chaffing on balls? (What is going on down there with me?!)
It's likely razor burn from dry shaving being aggravated by movement. Get tighter boxers that will hold them in place. Use an antibiotic cream if it's really bad, and see a doctor if it doesn't improve
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Thread Six year old blindfolded, sexually assaulted by Security Officer at school
I'm talking about the majority of cases. I'm talking about my own case.
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Thread Six year old blindfolded, sexually assaulted by Security Officer at school
We've had a lot more trouble with kids getting sexually abused and the abusers getting away with it or getting a slap on the wrist. Most kids don't even tell. We've had a SHIT ton more trouble with actual abuse than false allegations. So...
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Thread What invention do you think would help humanity the most?
The replicator is what made the Star Trek Utopia possible. It would solve 99% of the world's problems.
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Thread Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now by Amanda Palmer
Drowning in the Sound is 100% me since Trump was elected. "Everyone is yelling, yelling that they're coming, but I don't see a single soul. They're all so busy yelling not one of them is hearing the hissing from the bottom of the boat."
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Thread Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now by Amanda Palmer
I recently discovered this song and it's so moving I wanted to share. What do you guys think? I am adoring political Amanda Palmer. "This is where the story stops." Trigger warning, and the video is extremely NSFW (has naked women as a metaphor for how vunerable these women were coming forward) amanda: your seven hundredth bedroom the waiter brings the bill you came here dressed for battle you knew damn well. the sharpening of axes the fat man rings a bell… jasmine: don’t touch me i’m not here to help amanda: he’ll smother what he captures… jasmine: move over amanda: you know damn well. every door behind you closing… jasmine: you’re a very lucky girl… amanda: every velvet rope that opens… jasmine: every time the robe unfurls. amanda: you came here with a wish-list… jasmine: move over amanda: you came with bows and bells… jasmine: i’m not here to have amanda: you came here armed for action… you knew the drill. jasmine: move over before i shelve myself i’m not here to help you. amanda: every man behind the curtain jasmine: jerking knobs and smoking guns amanda & jasmine: shut your eyes pay no attention just keep calm and carry on black or blue, you choose you’re free to be inbetween play or lose you say it’s not what you meant to mean black or blue you mean what? you’ve got to be kidding. just turn me over jasmine: fast and let’s get this over with let’s get this over with amanda: let’s get this over with jasmine: let’s get this over with. amanda: you crouch down in the bathroom… jasmine: our time is at a loss amanda: the mirror makes you sick… jasmine: won’t have you in me amanda: you hear him channel surfing… jasmine: won’t have you near me…not at any cost amanda: you knew this script. jasmine: run now, girl, run. amanda: your shirt is on the table… jasmine: run now girl, toss back the covers…lay your buttons on the ground amanda: your skirt is on the floor… jasmine: i dare you not to lay back down, your fetish on the floor amanda: you did what anybody would… jasmine: bless me with the strategy to chip away your smell walk the nightmare out the door amanda: every version has two endings jasmine: every time the penny drops amanda & jasmine: open casket, open casting this is where the story stops jasmine: i storm out through the hallway i leave the scars inside you won’t portray my picture this film is mine amanda: every door that closes opens jasmine: you may cut this lucky girl amanda say you’ve got a lot of nerve walking in here on your own so come and get it you deserve it everybody wants to rule the world jasmine: say you want me say you’ll haunt me say you’re angry say you’re honest say you’re honest say you’re sorry say you’re sorry amanda & jasmine: black or blue you choose you’re free to be in between play or lose you say it’s still not what you meant to mean black or blue you mean what? you can’t be serious don’t you dare forget jasmine: that i’m the one writing this i’m the one writing this amanda: and this never happened. jasmine: i’m the one writing this. amanda: this never happened. jasmine: i’m the one writing this
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Thread Dog's got tons of allergies, especially to grains, but even grain-free food giving him hives. Tips?
If you find out let me know. Still trying to figure out what my dog is allergic to :(
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Thread Patton oswalt donate to help pay medical bills of guy trolling him on twitter and prompts others to do the same
That guy will never forget the lesson he learned today. Patton is amazing. Own the troll by saving his life is my tactics lol
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Thread Gillette's Toxic Masculinity Ad, Applause, + Outrage | Adversaries 78
My take: Ads already influence culture. I welcome companies trying to change the bad parts of culture while advertising.
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Thread Why are some fandoms "toxic"?
Honestly there have always been toxic elements of fandom. The advent of Twitter made them more visible and they spread. Before Twitter the only way they could harass celebs was a private letter or at a convention. Now they can do it out in the open where other fans see it, and some say "Hey, they can do it, I can do it." I miss LiveJournal fandom and "keep it secret keep it safe." I remember when a fan handed an actor a copy of a fanfic at a convention and fandom exploded with rage at someone hinting at their existence. Now they just tweet death threats and call it a day.
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Thread Kellyanne Conway wants you to stop calling Trump’s wall a wall
It's like someone told them "People don't like the wall" so they were like "We'll call it something else then." Only everyone already knows it's a wall and Trump can't stay on message.
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Thread They left food and water for migrants in the desert. Now they might go to prison. (WaPo)
People have literally been doing this for ages in southern New Mexico. If my grandma babe was still alive she'd be livid.
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Thread EW: First look at Supernatural's 300th episode and Jeffrey Dean Morgan's return
Nope, Jody isn't in season one. But so much great music is. God the use of Bad Moon On the Rise still gives me chills.
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Thread EW: First look at Supernatural's 300th episode and Jeffrey Dean Morgan's return
Buy or borrow the first season on DVD. The music is half the experience, and they changed the og music on Netflix. Please trust me on this.
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Thread EW: First look at Supernatural's 300th episode and Jeffrey Dean Morgan's return
Season five and season eleven are neck and neck for me. Though nothing will attain arc perfection like 1-5. This will always be my show. The gifs alone seal it.
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Thread Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‏ calls out Mitch McConnell on social media and now #WheresMitch is trending
How is she so adorable yet so fierce? I want to gossip in bathroom with her after having her stand for me in a back alley brawl.
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Thread Had a panic attack at work, should I leave? Need help with advice.
Talk to HR explain what happened. The nature of the work likely has help in place should this happen.
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Thread Aaliyah would have been 40 years old today (appreciation thread)
I wasn't in to R&B much at the time (grunge puppy) but I knew her songs and it was still sad. She was incredibly talented.
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Thread Florida Board of Health suspends hundreds of health care licenses over student loan defaults
Unless you are rich or get a rare full ride, no one can afford college without loans much less a healthcare degree.
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Thread Gillette’s inspiring new ad addressing toxic masculinity asks: “Is this the best a man can get?”
Really good break down on this in an easy to digest formula for the offended manchild in your life.
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Thread Russia is interested in filling the void left in Syria by the US withdrawal
I read the headline and just pictured the Hmm gif with the hmm emoji becoming the sun. Because again. this shit is disgustingly transparent
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Thread Why aren't airline companies paying for the TSA?
Airport security that the airlines would provide would be like: "Stay on top of the news! If your flight number is mentioned in a security report in the next year, you get a point. 20 points and you win a free flight!"
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Thread Famous-Era: Have you ever met a fan in an unexpected place and how'd it go?
People have mistaken me for someone famous in my younger day (happened at lot at restaurants when I dressed up) but now not so much.
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
That one was taken three or four days after, and I just got the full results. She called the same day to tell me I had two broken ribs instead of one, but I got the report yesterday evening in email. I see her again in a few weeks for another xray.
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
Update: pneumothorax was correct as well. I can't believe I'm walking around with a partially collapsed lung :( Apparently it's going to get better on Its own?
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Thread Something's been on my conscience about antivaxxers
I went through embrel and humira already. My body is apparently very good at adapting to medication. I'm on xeljanz now as a last resort after infusions stopped working. :(
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Thread Something's been on my conscience about antivaxxers
I get the jab too but it's the non live version. ....I missed the pneumonia one this year, guess what? >.<
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Thread Organic webshooters are a lot better than mechanical webshooters.
He's too op with organic. He can run out or the like. Mechanical is canon and wins.
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Thread Daily Beast: leaked US Intel report says Butina/Torshin NRA plot was Kremlin-backed
This is so disgustingly transparent. What do they have on him?
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Thread NYT: Income Sharing Agreements -- Silicon Valley venture capitalists take on student loans
I could see this working for some degrees, but despite what people may say, we do need people with liberal arts degrees. They don't pay well in general, but they advance culture and understanding of humanity.
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Thread NYT: F.B.I. Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was Secretly Working on Behalf of Russia After Firing Comey
Wittes site is getting hammered.
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Thread "Trump Wall" GoFundMe update GoFundMe will be refunding the money to all donors.
Yes people should face repercussions for donating to this like losing their money, but using fear to swindle people never sits right with me. /isdumb
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Thread "Trump Wall" GoFundMe update GoFundMe will be refunding the money to all donors.
GoFundMe should shut this shit down. Dude's a known con artist and that money is going straight into his pocket
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Thread US approved thousands of child bride immigration requests
So according to this, some guy could go over seas, 'get' a child bride of 14, and legally be able to bring her back with him. I'm going to be sick.
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Thread US approved thousands of child bride immigration requests
I know you are likely looking at it from a law standpoint, but comparing child marriage to gay marriage really doesn't sit right with me.
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Thread US approved thousands of child bride immigration requests
Keep in mind, these are immigration requests not the usual child bride issue America has.Lots more at the link. This is horrifying. What the fuck are we doing?
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Thread Trump rejects shutdown deal Republicans negotiated with Republicans
If I'm for some reason ever to introduce legislation, it would be that not only does Congress not get paid during any kind of shutdown, but their assets are frozen as well. Let them feel the terror of not knowing if you'll have gas for work or food next week
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Thread What's the longest you've waited in line at a restaurant?
Man I need to go to Franklin's sometime. Voodoo Donuts in Portland during it peak popularity. Waited 1 hour and a half
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
Update: Specialist reviewed the xrays. The hospital was wrong. I didn't break a rib. I broke TWO ribs. Apparently when I cough I don't fuck around.
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Thread Anyone here who used to believe way too much in Conspiracy Theories?
Always remind yourself: How many people would have to know and keep it a secret? What is the profit? Most conspiracy theories fall apart if you look at them that way.
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Thread How can I help my mom kick my dad out of her house?
You need to have a long discussion with your mother. Its ultimately up to her, and if she feels pressured it'll likely go badly.
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Thread IMDB launches a free streaming website and it has some good movies and TV shows
Locking this thread as it's a duplicate. Please use this one:
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
Went to the doctor. She gave me tylenol 3 and prednisone, says it should heal up, and is having a specialist review the new xrays. Also I start my new job Monday. Wish me luck in being able to fake it :(
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Thread Politico:Trump White House urging allies to prepare for possible RBG departure
Wait why is he talking to "key shareholders" about this?
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Thread What is a subject matter you could deliver a 2 hour+ lecture on?
Fandom, and the rise of creative fandom vs curative fandom. Hell I could host a whole course on the subject
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Thread Hate Living Near Stinking Liberals? Move to a Conservative Ghetto with "Conservative Move"
Especially since texas is slowing walking toward purple
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
The reason I posted the gif is because as I said in the op, I broke the rib from coughing to hard because I have pneumonia:( So....not coughing isn't an option.
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
The ER was extremely busy, I was on a bed in the hallway. They only did the xray, and told the thing was too small to be of concern. I am seeing my gp tomorrow, so cross your fingers for me.
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Thread Trump walked out of the meeting about shutdown after Pelosi said "No" to the wall yet again
No no, it has to be named the Barack Obama Wall of Unity and anyone who touches it will be considered for asylum.
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Thread Ex-Blizzard Employee Details His Terrible Time with the Company
That's awful. I will say this: I worked at Blizzard for almost a year, after my contract ended, nearly all of my coworkers started jumping ship as well.
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Thread The Nation: New Studies Show Pundits Are Wrong About Russian Social-Media Involvement in US Politics
This source doesn't seem to be legit at all
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Thread Do You Think People's Avatars Inffluence How Others Perceive Their Tone?
I have no idea what vulnerable and confused Sherlock says about me.
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
I have RA and sjogrens, so I feel you. Maybe the sjogrens is making it hurt worse? This is worse than any of my five abdominal surgeries:(
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
I made an appointment with my GP, I need to follow up anyhow. And yes, apparently you can break a rib from prolonged coughing They gave me tramadol but it's not helping at all.
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Thread Has anyone here broken a rib? Advice needed
Basically, five days ago I was diagnosed with pneumonia. Took all the meds, etc. Laid down day before yesterday, had a coughing fit, and suddenly there was searing pain. I toughed it out until 2 am (I laid down at 2 pm) but had to go to the ER. Coughing was and still is torture. They told me I'd broken a rib, the pneumonia was still there. And I separated the lining of my lungs from my lungs in a small spot. They said I should heal up fine. My question: everytime I cough, or stand, or shift, something pops and grinds in there. If I cough more than twice, it turns into this hot, sharp pain that makes me worry I am bleeding or something. Is this normal with a broken rib?
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Thread Gov. Bill Haslam grants full clemency to Cyntoia Brown, sets Aug. 7 release from prison
I figured that would cause an issue, but he is using a hypothetical about how the people of Tennessee think in general. He is anti-death penalty.
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Thread No one reads OPs no more, they only read the titles and it pisses me off. It creates a roundabout way for "discussion" that's pure reaction.
He needs a beta reader asap
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Thread No one reads OPs no more, they only read the titles and it pisses me off. It creates a roundabout way for "discussion" that's pure reaction.
This is not so great fanfiction. But it's better than most so B+
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Thread Something's been on my conscience about antivaxxers
Not the only reason. Immunocompromised people can't take them either. Which makes her immunity that much more important.
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Thread Gov. Bill Haslam grants full clemency to Cyntoia Brown, sets Aug. 7 release from prison
I edited to make it more accurate sorry. I really like Beau and he makes good points.
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Thread Gov. Bill Haslam grants full clemency to Cyntoia Brown, sets Aug. 7 release from prison
Everyone who's saying or implying that she shouldn't have gotten clemency please watch this video
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Thread Gov. Bill Haslam grants full clemency to Cyntoia Brown, sets Aug. 7 release from prison
I'm on mobile bah. Fixed
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Thread Gov. Bill Haslam grants full clemency to Cyntoia Brown, sets Aug. 7 release from prison
This is so awesome. I thought she would never get out. I know it's not justice, but at least now she will have freedom.
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Thread How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation (Buzzfeed News)
For me, menial tasks at home are what get me. At work I out work everyone, work myself to the ground. At home, I look around at what four other people have wrought and I just cant sometimes.
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Thread Why do people consider it MORE of a tragedy if children die?
Children are literally to continuation of our species. Its hardwired into us to protect them above all else. Of course we find it more tragic when kids die.
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Thread Steroids: an honest discussion
I've been on and off them for years due to autoimmune disease. They make me put on a ton of weight but I'm still alive. For gains: Don't do it. They basically kill your immune system. Edit: I'm dumb ignore me.
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Thread A couple of my friends are moon landing deniers and it’s making me hate them.
Ask them how many people would have to be in the know yet keep the secret, how much money it would have cost, and what the profit would have been.
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Thread I am an artist and I want to show and monetize my work on social media but have no idea how. Any tips?
With twitch you can become a partner after getting enough views and people can support you through subs or watching ads yes. In theory there is more money to be made on twitch. I would still upload to YouTube on the chance it doesn't get claimed, but as soon as it does remove it and reupload. Start working on doing live streams on twitch. Taking requests for donations, etc.
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Thread are kids legit interested in engineering, or is it the parents?
As a parent of three, kids are interested in their own shit. I couldn't force an interest on my kids to save my life. My daughter hates video games :( None of them are interested in writing. Or art in general. One even plays Fortnite. /sigh
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Thread Do you believe that shouting at your kids is acceptable in extreme cases of emergency/survival?
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Thread I am an artist and I want to show and monetize my work on social media but have no idea how. Any tips?
The copyright shit is something YouTube has been allowing, and it's hard to clear. Basically random companies will claim random things, and make money off people's videos. Dispute it, and that company has to agree that you are right....which isn't going to happen. Might I suggest twitch?
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Thread Do you believe that shouting at your kids is acceptable in extreme cases of emergency/survival?
I have teen boys that hide in their room. I tell every time dinner is ready
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Thread What’s it like working at a call center?
I worked at a call center in sales, and everything but the fact I was cold calling people to try to sell them shit was cool. There was a culture of celebration and taking care of the callers, so asshole customer got you shook, talk a walk and get some free food. But yeah it sucked cold calling
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Thread Every day dozens of people ask me where I'm from, and I'm sick of it
Its annoying because its rude. As I said, I'm American born and raised, and get the question constantly too. It makes you feel 'othered' like you are not part of civilized society.
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Thread Every day dozens of people ask me where I'm from, and I'm sick of it
I'm from America with New Mexican accent and get asked where I'm from constantly. The worst part is the people that when I tell them say "Oh your English is so good!" Bitch, New Mexico is a state.
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Thread Fake-porn videos are being weaponized to harass and humiliate women: ‘Everybody is a potential target’
This is honestly terrifying.
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Thread In case you needed a reminder that Louis CK is terrible... (Check threadmarks for staff post)
Punch up stupid.gif
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Thread Lin-Manuel Miranda puts on stunning rap performance
I think his best song in the OG is this one. The passion during the rapping parts just gets me everytime. "...I was louder than the crack in the bell." But yeah he's a genius writer, maybe even a new Shakespeare, but Burr had the best songs :p
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Thread Trump: Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats
They will gives us.... Jesus he's channeling Golem now.
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Thread Trump: Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats
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Thread White man resisted arrest, fought w/cops, beats them with their baton, and stole their vehicle (video)
Oh okay. Do we know the population and police officer count for the city this happened in? Because I've lived rural my whole life, and <5 cop town towns were all under 5k, while anything under 1k had one cop or a highway patrol officer that drove through on occasion
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Thread 14 Ib baby born in Texas hospital
My brother was 14lbs 29 inches. Mom wasn't obese, and he's not obese now all growed up. So the kid has a chance. Article says the mom had polycystic ovarian syndrome too, and that causes massive weight gain.
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Thread White man resisted arrest, fought w/cops, beats them with their baton, and stole their vehicle (video)
I understand perhaps you haven't acted that way, but since there IS a pattern of black men being killed for little reason and white men being handled gently even with a ton of reason, it's safe to say your experiences are not the norm.
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Thread The Rise of Toxic Fandom: Why people are ruining the Pop Culture they love
I thought this was new and the first post in the thread gave me so much hope and now I am crushed again.
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Thread The Rise of Toxic Fandom: Why people are ruining the Pop Culture they love
I kinda take issue with the article because the problem started not when women suddenly decided to join Fandom but when LiveJournal collapsed. Women have been in Fandom since Star Trek. We've always been here we just generally stuck to women only areas. I like to call my self a fanthropologist. I've seen it all. The rise of Twitter effectively ended the 'keep it secret keep it safe' part of Fandom as people had instant access to creators and actors and I fucking hate it. I have no idea how to solve it.
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Thread Trump to 7 year old: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"
The story behind why norad tracks Santa is heartwarming. Video doesn't mention it, but that little team answered a ton of calls that first night and just went with it.
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Thread My cat deperately wants me to take a shit.
One of my cats sometimes follows me into the bathroom, waits until I sit, and then pees in the sink >.< I have tried breaking her of this, but now I'm like 'at least it's not somewhere I can't easily clean."
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Thread White man resisted arrest, fought w/cops, beats them with their baton, and stole their vehicle (video)
The only way this would even remotely make sense to me is if this were a small town and the cops both knew him and had encountered him on the job before. By small town I also mean under 500 total people. Considering there are two cops present, that's extremely unlikely. My hometown doesn't even have a cop anymore. So yep. 100% privilege here.
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Thread Something very important to me. Everyone of you could help give families peace and justice using your DNA
Since I might be related to D.B Cooper, I'm tempted. But....
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Thread Patti Labelle's Disastrous 1996 Tree Lighting Performance Is the Only Good Christmas Tradition
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Thread Will America ever have it’s #YellowVest moment?
I adore this guy and he breaks down why a large movement in the us is very unlikely to happen (at least in terms of revolution) and such.
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Thread I got a weighted blanket and it’s life changing
My entire life I've been piling up quilts to try and get the same feeling. I have lots of anxiety at night, and lots helps some. I want one really bad. They are super expensive though
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Thread Estranged is Guns N’ Roses' best song!
Estranged, November Rain, Sweet Child of Mine, Don't Cry (both, though I like alternative lyrics better) and Civil War are all correct
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Thread I'm having the most intense fever of my life and maybe im dying idk lol
Have you taken your temperature? If you are running a high fever you really shouldn't be adding more warmth to your body. Get some tylenol in you and if it doesn't drop to 101~, lose the blankets.
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Thread Something happened in the skies above San Francisco tonight
On twitter people are saying it flashed extremely bright before leaving that shape in the sky. Weird.
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Thread Game: Make a 3-song 'mixtape' (one new subject per day)
Family Matters (AFP version): Amanda Palmer: Runs in the FamilyAmanda Palmer: Point of it AllAmanda Palmer: Have to Drive
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Thread Game: Make a 3-song 'mixtape' (one new subject per day)
Childhoods End: Blue Lips by Regina Spector The Crowing by Coheed and Cambria The Mariners Revenge Song by the Decemberists
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Thread Game: Make a 3-song 'mixtape' (one new subject per day)
End of the world PM Dawn: If you never say goodbye Coheed and Cambria: No World for Tomorrow Brand New: Jesus Christ Edit: Will do Childhoods End in a different post.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
At first I was like "Wait, how was I wrong." But nope, I was right. Uh...Garth to save the day?
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Thread Trump Inaugural Fund and Super PAC Said to Be Scrutinized for Illegal Foreign Donations
Already a thread, locking this one :)
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Thread Kotex tampons being recalled due to unraveling/coming apart during removal
Tampons always made my cramps worse. So I just used pads. So glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. #brightsideofhysterectomies
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Thread Video. High school student wears MAGA hat. Won’t remove it per teachers request. Class evacuates
Also, they didn't evacuate, they left to another classroom because he refused to leave or remove the hat.
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Thread Video. High school student wears MAGA hat. Won’t remove it per teachers request. Class evacuates
I thought hats in general were not allowed in high school?
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Thread FDA approved a drug with the side effect of Genital Gangrene WTF?!
I take daily medication that kills my immune system. What sort of side effects do you think that has? Because otherwise my immune system will kill me, the risk is acceptable
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Thread Accident leaves Mel B (Spice Girls) with "severed hand"
More at link. It was apparently a fall down some stairs. How the heck do you sever a hand falling down the stairs? Get with my friends if old.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
The empty is really fascinating as a big bad, because it acts so weird and we don't really know its motives.
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Thread I'm losing my vision all within the space of a week
100% go to an ER right now. Sudden vision loss is usually something extremely serious. If you dont have a ride, call 911 or the equivalent in your country
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Thread Identify this dog breed for me dog-ERA (Thread also for anyone else that may need one identified)
Definitely an Aussie. Had one for ten years. Cute puppy. If he's yours, socialize him very very early and constantly, they are super protective.
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Thread The dangerous rise of vaginal lightening
I remember years ago on the other board someone made a comment about brown nipples being gross and I was so confused...then I noticed all the girls in porn have pink nipples. I hate to say I've been slightly self conscious of it since.
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Thread What Are The Harshest Truths You've Learned During Your Life?
Might not sit well with some, but: Everyone is not out to get you. Minor annoyances other people cause are not intended to annoy you. They have their own shit going on. Realizing this can lower your stress levels. Everyone is their own person. Much better explanation here:
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Thread What media/artists from the past 18 years are going to be seen as iconic 20-30 years from now.
I think Lin Manuel Miranda qualifies, if not Hamilton itself.
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Thread I have been diagnosed with two rare kidney diseases. Any advice?
Have they talked to you about lupus? It's more common in women but a positive ana is highly indicative of lupus.
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Thread Rudy Giuliani tweets, accidentally creates hyperlink. What happens next will amaze you.....
He also posted this and left it up for four days. The q anon crazies are rabid about it.
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Thread Apple apologises for slowdown due to batteries. Offers to replace batteries for $29 for a year
So much for me fixing up my daughters 3
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Thread Do people get pets because they're bored with having money? (Why do people get pets?)
Once again We evolved with dogs as a species. We generally feel more secure around them. It's in our blood to want their company
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Thread Do people get pets because they're bored with having money? (Why do people get pets?)
OP, as I said before, we evolved as a species with dogs. We feel more secure (in general) when they are around. How much is a top notch security system? Even a small dog making noise can defeat a burgler.
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Thread Do people get pets because they're bored with having money? (Why do people get pets?)
We evolved with dogs. They've been our companions for forever. We wouldn't be nearly as advanced as we are without them. I seriously cannot live without having a dog. My (big) dog is my security system and companion all rolled into one. He's a treasure. And my stupid, old little Doxie is purely company but we love him just the same.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
To me the dizzy spells almost seemed like Micheal was gathering information. The shaman being a problem solver, and he is afraid of Jack.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
Micheal is 100% still in Dean. JACK BETTER NOT DIE Lucy had a good run, the only way I'd be cool with him coming back is a TRUE redemption story IE giving his grace to save Jack. Cas and Dean cannot lose their baby boy omg
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Thread Phrases like "Bringing home the bacon" may soon go out of style
I kinda like grab the flower by the thorns. Not because of any ethical concerns, because it brings a bloody picture to mind.
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Thread Let's say you are in the bathroom, and then, suddenly...
Walmarts also have pharmacies. Usually locked down pretty secure from the rest of the store too. I would actually get to work on digging a defensible tunnel/living area under the pharmacy. Hiding all the meds and food there I can fit. Medicine would be the most priceless thing after any sort of scenario where society broke down. Become a supplier of meds to survivors after the zombies all rot.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
I am super flattered! But I really don't think a thread would go well. But I might make an email for the sex ed thread for folks to send anon asks too. Would that work?
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Thread Toguro the Younger. Name a more intimidating kids show villain!
Bill the triangle from Gravity Falls. Occassionally watching with my kids, haha cute Disney show omg wtf is that thing why is it making things horrible wtf.
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Thread [Patheos (blog)]: Two More Women Accuse Neil deGrasse Tyson of Sexual Misconduct
The source seems to be a religious website in general, they even have posts on paganism and how Trumps nationalism is against Christian values. Definitely not a conservative Christian website. But also not a news website so....
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Thread Is there a true cure for Dandruff? I am desperate
I used to think I had incurable dandruff. Nothing worked. Itchy head, flakes, sores...you name it. I accidentally picked up a paraben free shampoo/conditioner and it vanished. Apparently I allergic to parabens? Might try it OP
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Thread Is a coughing / sneezing cat something to see a Vet about?
If there is any eye discharge, I'd take her in right away. Otherwise, I'd take her in when you can. It could be nothing, but coughing plus eye discharge means infection.
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Thread I'm adopting a 10 month old German Shepherd. What am I getting myself into?
One been told a lot of GSDs are super fearful. Like, mine is a huge chicken. So that's something to watch out for, because fear can cause aggression sometimes. Lots of walks. Spay her. Train her good. They are hella smart. Here is my buddy a few months ago. He now weighs 125 lbs lol.
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Thread I broke my finger making pumpkin pie
!!! Oh my gosh sweets :( No everyone realizes the dangers of autopilot. Don't be too hard on yourself, it honestly sounds like you were just doing what you always do and forgot about the lock. My only injury story close to that is a similar autopilot story. Working sorting onions at a factory, but that day we were doing the lesser quality ones, so a lot of them were rotten. Went to grab one off the belt and my hand went through it it was so rotten and went into the machine. Broken my finger and tore off the nail. :( Yours is way worse though owwwww. Feel better dear.
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Thread Michael Avenatti has been arrested (update: released on bail)
One thing I know for sure: no matter what, going forward, fucking Wohl has tainted everything about this and I feel bad as hell for the victim if he was just trying to get back in the spotlight. He's had a hard on for tainting metoo for forever now.
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Thread Michael Avenatti has been arrested (update: released on bail)
I am not going anywhere, I just find it suspicious that Whol is involved. Most likely, he's just trying to ride on this and can claim it's something his fake company did. But given his recent history, how can we not find it a bit suspicious? Edit: Not a fan of Avenatti for Prez or whatever, so I am not defending him.
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Thread Michael Avenatti has been arrested (update: released on bail)
No no, I totally understand that. There is a woman involved, and I am inclined to believe her. The only sketch thing I find about this is Whol being possibly involved, who makes everything he touches sketchy. If he weren't involved, I would be 100% about it, but I am currently like, 85% solely because of his stupid ass.
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Thread Michael Avenatti has been arrested (update: released on bail)
Yep, aware. Not saying the woman is lying. Aware of the gravity of the situation. But discounting Whol's possible involvement is also ignoring facts, so I am acknowledging all the facts and raising a brow at that part. Given that he literally tried to pay multiple women to accuse Muller of rape ( and seems to have actually succeeded in that, considering he had someone sign a statement, and has given that 'client' a name) it's not wildly impossible that something strange is going on here. It's also not wildly impossible that Whol is just trying to attach his name to this because he's a narcissistic shithead idiot.
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Thread Shows that slowly reach a critical point where the setting/premise is significantly recontexualized
Supernatural maybe? Starts as a monster of the week xfiles/buffy show (even some of the same writers) and then suddenly it's amazing biblical fanfic with a side of monster of the week.
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Thread MMA-ERA |OT| Immigrant Mentality
So I only follow MMA when a kid I helped raised is fighting. Thought yall might like this cause I sure didn't! He won despite a compound fracture. I kept this kid from sticking his finger in outlets and this is how he repays me.
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Thread Police think Alexa may have witnessed a New Hampshire double homicide; want Amazon to provide files
I can't imagine they store recordings for long, do they? The server space to store millions of recordings for a year would be insane.
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Thread Legendary Comic-Book Writer, Publisher and Film Producer Stan Lee Has Died. R.I.P.
I knew it was coming and I still cried. Never cried over a celebrity death before. This was a man who gave kids and adults hope and joy from the 50s to today, and he will continue to deliver that well beyond our life times. RIP old man, you really influenced the world.
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Thread I fell for remote PC repair scam... Am I in trouble now?
Yep. Even didn't do it fast enough and got seen typing. Usually they type that when the command is running so it just shows up at the end. It's almost always in broken English too. The end goal is to get you to buy shitty antivirus software that might actually contain viruses. They charge anywhere from 500 to 5000 for the service, and then discount when you balk.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
I don't always get off, but it's still pleasurable. I enjoy my husbands pleasure near as much as my own. This is also something he struggles with accepting and thinks he failed if I don't get off. Which makes me stress about getting off, which makes it worse and harder to get off....
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
99.9 percent of porn is written for men. At lot of that stuff does gross some of us out, because it's not geared towards us. The .1% written for women is written by men thinking they know what women want. So we write our porn. We are some kinky, dirty motherfuckers.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
Hating one of your own kids is awful. His personality is formed because of his parents. So I'd look to yourself and see what you have done to make him act the way he does that you dislike.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
The shot made me gain like 30 lbs it was awful :( The pill made me moody. My sister legit almost died from a IUD so yeah never tried that. Thankfully it's not an issue any more. Endometriosis and birth defects have at least one good side :p
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Thread Whitaker’s appointment unconstitutional? Sessions’ last FU?
I like to entertain the theory that Kellyanne is the deep state. Like, she is the only one hiding in plain sight. Saying crazy shit to get as close as possible and funneling it all to Muller. Because otherwise her marriage doesn't make a lot of sense lol
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
We do not stretch out. Otherwise, every woman who's given birth would never be able to enjoy penetration again. We stretch, but it goes back to the original size eventually. Big girth means lots of lube and bing careful.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
Communication! Some women might think it's not a good thing, but the side will be extremely turned on by it. I very much doubt there will be someone you get to that point with that will nope out because of virginity. I know a lot women that like the thought of being someone's first. Communicate, so she can better guide you through the process if she's not a virgin as well.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
Yep. Dick is great, but not necessary for reaching orgasm, for most women. I want to stress that every women is different and what works for some won't work for everyone. Communication communication communication folks.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
It's actually shocking how little research there is on that. No one even knows the point of the female orgasm; most orgasm mechanisms are there to help with fertilization. So I guess we just get a freebie?
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
Any questions are welcome, I just started with the most common thing I usually have to address on the forum. Anyone can make a similar post for men, gay sex, etc, and I'll link it in the OP. As a straight, cis woman I don't feel I have the authority or knowledge to speak as much on other subjects.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
What he said. The science is mixed, it seems to have the same chemistry as diluted urine. But it's a real thing that happens to some women. Never happened to me. The theory is that all those muscles contracting during orgasm causes the urine to expel. I find this plausible, since after an orgasm I actually have trouble peeing. Girls: ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX. This helps prevent UTIs.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
We like orgasms as much as you do. But we also know it's a serious hit to your manhood if we don't climax. So yes, it happens. I wouldn't say most. Some women have trouble reaching orgasm and some never have. If you suspect she is faking, at least you know she cares. Ask what you can do to make it better for her without letting on you suspect she's faking. Tell her to tell you exactly what to do. Best way to learn.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
It's actually not, and I keep mine trimmed even knowing that. Pubic hair keeps the chance of infections lower, as bare can cause chafing and the hair traps bacteria away from the body. Washing every day with a feminine hygiene soap (never regular soap) is enough to stay clean. Mindblowing bonus fact: douches are actually dangerous. They introduce bacteria into the body and wash out all the natural things that keep vaginas healthy.
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Thread Sex Ed Era: Judgement-free zone for questions
Hello everyone, it's time for another episode of Sex Ed with Fiction. For years and years I've been educating folks in various threads about the female anatomy, sex in general, and answering questions. I finally was convinced to make an actual thread. Any and all questions are welcome. Don't be embarrassed, we all know how the education system in America failed in this regard. This is a thread for all sex questions. My expertise is limited to the female side of things. People are welcome to ask questions about or create a general post such as this about gay sex, male anatomy, etc. I will link those posts in the op, just let me know you made one :) First, let's start with the basics, things I've addressed multiple times in this community: The female reproductive system: I'm sure everyone has seen something like this, but it's good to refresh. Sidenote: the endometrium is what causes periods. It prepares for pregnancy every month. Fills with extra blood and tissue to nourish a growing embryo. When an egg isn't implanted in that 'nest', all of that work sloughs off and gets flushed out. But that diagram does not really tell you much does it? It seems a lot of people think the clitoris would be shown there. But no. The key to (most) female pleasure is not even in the vagina. Remember that porn is unrealistic. Your size compared to them is fine. In fact, too long can be super painful. Anyone who learns to use foreplay can please most women. Advice: be gentle with the clitoris my dudes, especially at first. Go harder if she wants. The key is consistency. Find a pattern she likes, and keep doing it. Usually circling around the clit will be a good way to start things off. If her breathing gets whiny and reedy, keep doing exactly what you are doing. Don't press harder unless she asks. And now, I open the floor to questions. Anyone can answer questions too, just make sure you are not spreading misinformation. Also:
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Thread Camp Fire destroys Paradise, California (1000s structures destroyed, many missing)
There are thousands missing. This is fucking awful. Some of the videos on social media of people trying to escape are terrifying.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
I really, really miss blamespace guys. He was always kind to me, we pmed back and forth a lot because our first ever interaction was him sending me a message calling me a beautiful person for a post I made. He loves the same music I do, we are into the same things. He is a wonderful person who cleverly trolls and loves to make people laugh. I hope you are okay man. You are still the loveliest lovely to ever lovely.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
I've thought about that many times actually. But I doubt those that really need it would even enter the thread. I might go ahead anyhow
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
Can confirm. Too much length hurts. And since the entire clitoral structure wraps back around the vagina (the g spot sorta) girth helps stimulate that. Diagram time!
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Thread Girl Scouts of America suing Boy Scouts for their new gender neutral name and use of 'girl scouts'
Of course, but given recent history, BSAs dropping membership, and the fact that it still is heavily religious, its understandable to doubt their altruism.
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Thread Girl Scouts of America suing Boy Scouts for their new gender neutral name and use of 'girl scouts'
Girl Scouts has been a really inclusive, progressive organization while the Boy Scouts only recently started making their way there after a lot of bad press. Girl Scouts likely feel like all the work they did in that area is now being coopted by BSA
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Thread Rapid Response (Mueller Investigation) protests called for Thursday, November 8, 5 PM Local Time
I would be there if I didn't need to be with my son in the hospital. Please go protest for me Austin.
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Thread Mass shooting in Thousand Oaks, CA, 13 dead including suspect (Shooter was US Marines vet)
There were assholes spreading rumors about him being middle eastern early on. This is sarcasm in response to that.
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Thread Mass shooting in Thousand Oaks, CA, 13 dead including suspect (Shooter was US Marines vet)
So this guy was a good guy with a gun? Interesting. Who in knew good guys with guns could go bad?!
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Thread Mass shooting in Thousand Oaks, CA, 13 dead including suspect (Shooter was US Marines vet)
Seeing reports of a guy who broke out windows and saved as many as 30 people by helping them or throwing them out. On mobile, can't link, hopefully someone else will. Look to the helpers, always.
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Thread Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg, 85, hospitalized after fracturing 3 ribs in fall at court
No no no no... All of the hale and healthy old people in my life took a fall and then passed shortly after. Please be okay Ruth.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
The...cervix is at the other end of the vaginal canal. It's what separates the vaginal canal and the uterus. If your hitting that, you might be going too hard/deep :/ Hes likely referring to the fact that most women are more sensitive only an inch or two into the vaginal canal. Source: having a cervix This has been another episode of sex ed with Fiction.
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Thread women of era, how do you feel about being "cold approached"?
Imagine being out in public, going about your day. Imagine someone approaches you, romantically. Imagine in the past, that these interactions have turned out violent or sleazy. Imagine living with that terror as a normal seeming guy approaches with some 'I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are.'. Something you've heard many times. The imagine having to explain that to men, because that interaction would never happen for them in the same way, and they would be excited about such things because there is no danger for them.
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Thread ERA Anonymous Confessions 2018 - One Year Old Forum, 20000 years old D-Pics
The Clit is outside the vaginal opening guys. As a woman, I can honestly say some doesn't matter. Enough foreplay and I go off like a rocket with just a bit a grinding. That's zero penetration. L2foreplay, you'll do fine
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Thread FBI probe hoax manufacturing sexual assault allegations on Mueller, Jacob Wohl hilariously involved
That she was his GF has not been confirmed and the source on that is a single twitter post from someone whose not a journalist
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Thread Spotify doesn't seem to understand the concept of shuffling all. Do I need to change settings?
Had this issue yesterday. I have like, 3000 songs. I hit shuffle all and it played Coheed for 40 songs. It even repeated songs. I love Coheed, but if I wanted just that, I'd have have shuffled my coheed list.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
I kept raising my eyebrow saying wtf this is so cheesy ugh what happened. And then I realized that was the point and was ashamed Edit: Re: Sam and Femsam: I ship it
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Thread FBI to probe hoax manufacturing sexual assault allegations on Mueller, Jacob Wohl possibly involved
I was at work all day, trying desperately to keep up. I don't have a gif for this. I've been rendered gifless.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
So I finally caught up. Sam got some plot, along with a beard of pain. Cas as the damsel in distress is getting old A demon mentioned Destiel? Eh I'll take it Jesus Nick you were already a sad as fuck character what are you doing Micheal is still in Dean. There's a reason he didn't hug Cas. Cas was spitting moonbeams out his eyes, he wanted a damn hug. Also getting tired of 'contrived reasons to keep Cas away from the main story' JODIE KIAI Claire/Kiai confirmed! I forgot how to spell her name. Theory: The spear hurt Micheal enough he fled and hid. Hes hiding in Dean.
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Thread The world isn’t built for tall people
I'm 5'9, which is tall for a woman. Had my husband pick up some pants for me the other day and they were high eaters because he didn't get the tall version. Being a tall woman doesn't come with the social perks of being a tall man either.
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Thread Authorities identify suspicious packages sent to high-profile Dems/news outlets, live explosives
According to law enforcement, they were all functional. A few have been detonated by the bomb squad afaik
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Thread So today is my birthday and only three people remembered.
Birthdays, mothers day, fathers day...I text my three siblings and remind them to call ma/pa/sibling for whatever reason. We are forgetful people. I have alerts set up on my phone or I'd forget too.
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Thread Why is work so despised?
If I won the lottery, I'd open an animal rescue/ youth center. Kids could volunteer working with the animals to get free play time on video games, free courses on various trade skills, and mental health services would be free no matter what.
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Thread Ghost-Era: Regale us with your terrifying tales and supernatural experiences
Never really figured it out. His name was super uncommon and hard to pronounce, I didn't have him in my contacts anymore. Maybe it happened cause hes still on my google contacts and things got messed up somehow. No idea.
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Thread Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen has died
I lost someone I cared deeply about to same thing. Complications from non-hodgkin's. It had come back as well, everyone was optimistic, and he died after catching a lung infection. Its awful. RIP Paul
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Thread Warren Releases DNA Results(Updated OP)
Yeah honestly the video should be in the OP so people can see the hand she's actually playing. Calling Trump on his bullshit. It's not like she just did a press release and proudly announced the results.
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Thread Warren Releases DNA Results(Updated OP)
This is amazing honestly. Finally someone actually talking about the plight of Natives instead of just mocking it. Also, people saying it's too low to mention should watch the video. Looks like she grew up in the life, and while with was the OK white Cherokee life, she still is more aware of the issues than most.
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Thread Being accepted as a game player by your significant other.
I introduced my husband to games. He doesn't like first person shooters because they give him a headache. Most of my girl friends like video games. I adore horror games. I'm a 36 year old woman, and now work at a top video game company. Some of the comments in this thread are kinda upsetting :(
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Thread Why do humans think that cats understand clicky hissy sounds with our mouths?
I click my tongue to call my cats, and Pssst! at them as an alternative to No. It works most of the time. Conditioned response, or really, training. I still can't get them to stay off the counters, but the jump down if I pssst at them.
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Thread Supernatural Season 14 |OT| Nobody Else Wanted to Make It
My wish list for the season: Gabe's not dead What is on the mixtape?! Sam gets a plot that doesn't suck Cas actually has a good day Longing Destiel stares (this is a freebie) Ghostfacers Dean being Micheal for at least five episodes The Empty Creature Some real psychological scary stuff ala Midnight, Doctor Who. Charlie Ships It Destiel is canon! (Never going to happen)
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Thread Hurricane Michael at Category 4, landfall expected this afternoon
The thing about weather is that its best to err on the side of caution. Some storms appear to be monsters and peter out before landfall. People saying the news is too alarmist would also be blaming them if they weren't and people didn't leave because of that. Better to over estimate impact than under estimate.
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Thread Reuters: Turkish police believe Washington Post journalist Khashoggi was killed at Saudi consulate
Jesus this is awful. I don't know whether to hope he's dead and not being tortured, or hope he's alive and we can get him back. They didn't take him as in kidnapping right?
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Thread Don't Give Homeless People Money. Here's An Alternative.
I was talking to the people that said they only give them food. Not sure how you took what you took from my post, but usually money is better, unless you know what they need because they told you.
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Thread Don't Give Homeless People Money. Here's An Alternative.
I worked at a truck stop where a ton of homeless came through. Got to know the sweetest old vet. He would panhandle enough every day to buy food and whatever for him and his dog, and then stop. There were hotel rooms on the cheap there but he never did it enough to get one. One day, someone gave him a hundred bucks because it was veterans day and he bought his daily sandwich while excitedly saying he was going to spend a week reading in his tent. Sweet guy with PTSD so bad he didn't trust himself not to snap and kill people if he interacted with them more than a few minutes a day. He didn't have help, because he couldn't deal with it, but he made do. He once told me that the reason he was homeless is because he got a girlfriend after he came home and the first night he slept with her he woke up with his hands around her throat. This was the best way he could see dealing with that. People want to be helped. Mental illness, poor education, or other factors prevent them from getting it.
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Thread Don't Give Homeless People Money. Here's An Alternative.
So someone getting 50 sandwiches because everyone gives food is better than getting 50 dollars because everyone gave them a dollar? Good thing it's easy to eat 50 sandwiches before they spoil when you dont have a fridge. Or shoes. Or transportation. Or shelter. Or tampons.
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Thread Don't Give Homeless People Money. Here's An Alternative.
This whole 'only buy them food, if not fuck them' is awful. It's like the only thing humans need is food. Hell, sometimes even giving a bag of goods like toiletries, clothes, blankets, food, etc is harder on them because now they have to pack that shit back to a safe place to sleep and protect it from other people. Money is lightweight and can be used anywhere...if they buy drugs oh well they'll likely also buy other stuff they need. If everyone only gave food they'd have to eat what they could before it spoiled or carry a huge amount of weight everywhere. It doesn't make sense.
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Thread Uhm.. So, be honest.. has anyone ever ejaculated blood?
In my experience having had a teenage son freak out about this enough to ask me about it, so I took him to the doctor: You are masturbating too much and not using enough lubricant. Slow your roll.
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Thread What if men had a curfew? [hypothetical thought exercise, not literal]
I refuse to go to a bar by myself. Without a family member or female friend. I also have a shiver of fear roll through me when I leave work at night, because I have to cross a dark parking lot to get to my car. We even have security. Doesn't matter. My husband always turns the porch light off. Doesn't understand why I feel unsafe with it off. I refuse to not have a big dog. I can go walking at night alone, but only if I have my german shepard.
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Thread Ghost-Era: Regale us with your terrifying tales and supernatural experiences
I had to put my beloved dog Ghost down a few months ago. On the way home I texted my sister and told her what happened. A few minutes later, I got a text. My phone was connected to my husbands car. It read out "Message from Dave xxx: I love you sweetie, I believe in you, you got this" Dave, my mentor, has been dead for almost ten years now, and I don't even have his old number in my phone. I looked at phone in horror and it was my sisters message.
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Thread So...as of Wednesday I'll be homeless, yay!
Earthbound64 you are good people thank you for being kind. Dicer all my love to you, wish I could do more than that. Likely going to have to declare bankruptcy due to medical bills myself so I can only offer my love.
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Thread Hamilton West End
Also really interested in how this is received, as it's focused on the American Revolution. Also, the music style is not as popular there I'd imagine. Hopefully the underlying message shines through. I got to see it live in Chicago and I was fucking floored, it was incredible. The whole world should see it. I want the original cast recording to be released so I can watch it over and over again.
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Thread So the FBI evacuated the Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico and it's definitely aliens
Ya know....if the FBI evacuated a place, put up some ribbon, and then left themselves and won't say why.... Dudes are going to get radiation poisoning
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Thread Trump: "3000 people didn't die in Puerto Rico"
I personally know someone that was visited by secret service for posting on livejournal that she prayed Bush would be struck down. Trolls reported her. Trolls follow this board religiously.
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Thread Trump: "3000 people didn't die in Puerto Rico"
I'm so fucking disgusted right I could scream. What the fuck is wrong with everyone who believes this lying sack of shit. Get him the fuck out, people who are 'resisting'. We are collapsing as a nation under a massive pile of bullshit and no one seems to give a fuck.
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Thread So the FBI evacuated the Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico and it's definitely aliens
The only thing that confuses me (as something like this is most likely) is why they wouldn't tell anyone, even local podunk cops, what was going on. Usually the FBI talks about stuff like that, appeals for information, etc. So maybe there's a national security issue. But why the fuck would Russia or whoever want to target our observatories? I mean, we already live in space together with Russia. What would be the point? And what would be there to gain?
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Thread So the FBI evacuated the Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico and it's definitely aliens
This is the only thing that would make complete sense to me, but it's not like that's the only observatory. Someone else would know. So applying my usual 'how many people would have to keep quiet' test for conspiracy, that one is sunk. Bomb threat? That for some reason they can't talk about? Radiation? Edit: wait other observatories are down!?
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Thread So the FBI evacuated the Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico and it's definitely aliens
The highway between Alamogordo and Deming is closed sometimes for missile tests but I've never heard of this happening. Small towns in that area are nosy as fuck. So someone will leak something soon. All kinds of military interests in the area too. Though I'd expect the military to close it if it was something to do with them.
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Thread Having a debate with a colleague. Can you make sense of this sentence?
This. I would change the last word to it at the very least. I would also change accompanied to came with, because it makes it sound less pretentious
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Thread Should Bullies/Abusers be publicly named & shamed?
Its complicated. With kids, you need to look at the root of why the kids are bullying. If they are just assholes, welp... With adults, sometimes victims of abuse can't come forward. If someone were to name their abuser for them, it could ruin their lives
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Thread The Guys Who Slide Into DMs With ‘Creepy Asterisks’
The thing I don't understand...the most anyhow. Being shy is person can be cute. Typing out stutters and talking about how sweaty you is about as sexy as actual body odor. Keep in mind fellas, us women have a keen sense of smell. And when we see you talking about sweat in text, we smell sweat. Magical creatures that we are. Stop.
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Thread Are there any logical reasons to move away from a city?
Considering how he describes it it sounds like a small town of only 100k people. I grew up in a town of 500 total. Acting like that's a third world unlivable situation is weird to me.
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Thread Are there any logical reasons to move away from a city?
Do other people live there? How do they get around? I assume it's not by horse back. They drive cars. I had to drive to another town 40 miles away to go to high school. I also drove a lot on washed out dirt roads. Cars are made to travel.
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Thread Are there any logical reasons to move away from a city?
I'm not sure if your serious. You know in the real middle of nowhere like where I've lived all my life we had cars and *gasp* dirt roads? We didn't even have stores. We had a single gas station. Imagine how far we had to drive to grab milk. I'm actually loving it. Being able to order food is awesome and the traffic isn't as bad as I thought it would be. People are pretty cool too.
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Thread Are there any logical reasons to move away from a city?
When rent is ~500 dollars a month for a three bedroom you can afford a car. Source: Moved to austin last year and this is the first time I've lived anywhere with a population over 3500 people.
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Thread Emirates flight from Dubai quarantined at JFK after 100 passengers fall ill.
It's not a joke, sorry. Sometimes in enclosed environments like a plane, someone will feel ill and notice a smell or something, and then the smell will be attributed to the illness and the other passengers will feel ill. Especially in high tension times where terrorism can be involved. "