The cat instantly starts scratching and hurting the people holding it up. At no point does it register to the cat that the humans holding it are not trying to harm it. It just does whatever the fuck it wants. No other animal would've done the same. Not instantly like that. And even if they did, they'd chill after awhile. Ive seen owls and fucking hawks act tame after humans hold them for a bit. We're talking about talons that can easily leave very realistic tattoos on you in seconds with a bonus of shredded flesh. Like, sometimes I just don't understand how cats can be so dumb and obnoxious. You cant take being held for a few seconds after nearly becoming concrete paste? The hell is wrong with it? Fucking hell, I hate cats. Edit: woke up to 13 extremely angry replies...... About a silly cat post. Sometimes I wonder about ERA. Yall niggas get your coffee or some shit lmao.