Who would have tought that the person that throws tantrums against “casuals” and finds funny to shame and alienate people for - gasp! - using a wifi connection is a total shitbag! What a surprise! These people that live in their own bubble are the worst.
Do you think I wanna hide?! Is this an effin' PRANK? Listen carefully, punk.
When it comes to metroidvanias, I'm The Expert. There's no one in this world that knows more than me about the genre. My "opinions" (sic.) regarding metroidvanias are FACTS. If you don't agree with me, you're objectively wrong. If you're interested, these are the other fields where I'm the maximum worldwide expert:
- digital marketing for the hospitality sector
- EATING PUSSSSSSSSS
That being said, I've played the demo of that trash Ori game for like 20 minutes, so you have to take my OPIFACTS seriously. You also have to know that using hyperbole is bad because people on the internet have a low QI and it seems they can't understand them.
By the way, that's why ORI is utter trash:
- the fake 2d graphic is super
- the level design is super boring and linear and a snoozefest
- the platforming is super bland
- the combat makes no sense
- the physics is super bad, everything floats without weight in a weird way
So, my friend, now YOU can go hide under your mom's skirt ;)
WAIT, someone is already under it, IT'S ME eating the shit out of her pusssssss.
I told you I'm an expert in that field.