I just got home from bus ten minutes or so ago and uh... The description sounds absurd but let me set it up. I was on back on the bus and on my way home from class, read some shit on ResetEra, going to nap, you know that life we live. When I was asleep I was having...dreams...and I got some belated morning glory. And it happened that today's laundry day so I had to wear pants with a bit of a hole in them by the crotch. My dick started to pop out a bit, and I only realized this cause a woman sitting next to me went "bop" and with one finger tried to push it back in the hole before running off the bus and onto her stop. I just can't.